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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - October 28th 2013, 05:08 AM

The cries of a thousand baby sea turtles.

Do the chickens have large talons?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - October 29th 2013, 08:22 PM

Only on the 5th full moon of March.

Why do trees produce O2
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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - October 30th 2013, 03:22 AM

Because R2D2 needed a vowel.

Why is Pi infinite?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - October 31st 2013, 01:17 PM

Because the universe is Pi?

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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - October 31st 2013, 10:47 PM

Because the sky reflects the ocean.

Why are oranges orange?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - November 1st 2013, 04:02 AM

Because they were made in Taiwan.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - November 1st 2013, 12:20 PM

At night.

What makes a plane stay in the sky?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - November 2nd 2013, 06:31 AM

Imaginaaaaaation.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - November 2nd 2013, 07:38 AM

Because it doesn't have roots.

Do snails know they move slowly?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - November 4th 2013, 05:40 AM

No because they see everything in fast-forward!

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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - November 5th 2013, 05:58 AM

Because nothing good happens on Friday the 13th.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - November 10th 2013, 03:05 AM

Because the teachers want to see you fail.

Do people die if they're killed (need to know if Fate/Stay Night was right about that.)
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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - November 10th 2013, 03:26 AM

No they die when they die.

Why are fishes' memory span so short?



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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - November 12th 2013, 12:53 PM

They sold their memories for more fish food.

Why does winter have to be so cold?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - November 12th 2013, 12:58 PM

Because everyone leaves their fridges open.

Why don't we have christmas plants instead of trees?


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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - November 12th 2013, 02:37 PM

The plants will turn against us and ruin Christmas.

When it is the right time to put the Christmas tree up?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - November 12th 2013, 10:27 PM

Now. Right now. Why are you sitting there. VAMOS.

Um.... do you know... the muffin man....?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - November 13th 2013, 04:24 AM

Only for his stale, overly-priced produce at Starbucks.

How many ice cream cones can you eat in a row?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - November 13th 2013, 03:51 PM

Ten feet.

Why isn't the pringle tub bigger so I can fit my hand in?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - November 13th 2013, 07:32 PM

So the container can't eat your hand.

What causes laziness?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - November 13th 2013, 07:42 PM

Laziness is caused by the day going by too fast

Why are there so many different colours?


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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - November 14th 2013, 05:27 PM

Because some of them are tones.

Why is it so windy outside?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - November 14th 2013, 07:35 PM

Mother Nature turned the wind machine on.

Why do I have no money?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - November 14th 2013, 09:00 PM

Because you hide your money in the safest place where even you wouldn't be able to find it again.

Why is it freezing cold in bed?


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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - November 15th 2013, 09:13 PM

Because your bedroom is a freezer!

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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - November 16th 2013, 12:27 AM

Rubber. They hurt so much when they hit you .

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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - November 16th 2013, 02:46 AM

By planting pennies in front of Trump Tower.

Does "good cop, bad cop," ever actually work?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - November 20th 2013, 08:02 PM

Only in a film.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - November 20th 2013, 08:16 PM

To spud or not to spud.

Will the weather be nicer tomorrow?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - November 21st 2013, 01:48 PM

I don't think so. They have a horrible personality.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - November 22nd 2013, 03:54 AM

God's Tears.

Why do we have eyebrows?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - November 22nd 2013, 05:13 AM

that way we know when are foreheads end

What's the color of the sky and why?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - November 22nd 2013, 08:11 PM

Purple because penguins can't dance.

Why are newspapers always printed in black ink?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - November 28th 2013, 05:58 AM

Green was at the store.

Has anyone really been far as decided as to use even go want to do look more like?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - November 28th 2013, 07:08 AM

Because if you didn't, then everybody would.

Why to telephone wires go all twisty like that?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - November 28th 2013, 03:18 PM

Because if they were straight, they wouldn't work as well.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - November 28th 2013, 05:30 PM

Eren's other basement.

What's on top of the moon?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - November 28th 2013, 06:04 PM

an elephant
why do we have two eyes and not one?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - November 28th 2013, 11:54 PM

Because the number of eyes needed to match our ears.

Why is the ocean salty?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - November 29th 2013, 12:58 AM

because of all the whale and dolphin pee in it
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