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				Dinner Time Blues-A play based on a true story - 
            
          
		
		
				
		
				November 22nd 2016, 01:15 AM
			
			
			
		 
		
	
                
            	
		
		
This is just a really silly piece based on something that did happen a few days ago. I tried making it melodramatic. I just have make light of stressful things I guess.  
 
 
  
Dinner time blues 
 
 
DA: I told you to "stop"! what's wrong with you?  
JO: I was just trying to show you how things work, my  
lived experience! What's wrong with YOU? you're so impatient, 
 disrespec- 
DA: disrespectful? excuse me? I told you to "stop"! and- 
 
*phone rings* 
 
JO: OH GET THAT PHONE! 
 
*scrambling* 
 
JO: Hello? 
 
Me: why hello there.  
 
JO: Uhh wait, it's you?! I thought....but...you're right there in the kitchen  
 
Me: Muhahahahaha. Welp that got me some silence for a couple of minutes. 
 
I step up into center front stage. Holding up cell phone to audience.  
Me: And this my friends, is how you stop the bickering during dinner.  
Me (the narrator) *exists stage left*  
*blackout curtains*
 
		
	
		
		
                
		
		
		
	
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