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Hullo, other people! Figured I'd better update or... something. I dunno, it's just been awhile. I'm working on a digitally animated movie in school right now, and I'm pretty proud of it. If I ever get it youtube'd I'll post the link here! Still pissing everyone off, as par usual. In a bit of a verbal war with a loser on the back of my bus who kept buggering me about the way I look... Take a look at my picture. Do I look like I'm trannsexual? Is that even possible? How can anyone tell by looking at someone if they're transexual or not? Pansexual is totally different. Anyhoo, it was a pretty fun exchange. I managed to turn it around to the point that he actually wound up SAYING that he was an idiot with no common sense, so that just made my day. I have no guilt. He started it. 8D Hasn't bugged me since! WHOOT! Is it bad that I actually like the challange of an argument? I should probably find a less destructive outlet for my energy... maybe crochet or doily folding. ... Or bungee jumping.... NVM. Have a sweet week!
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There are loads of pics under that !!!
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I had trouble copying pictures too :P TO put a picture right click on it and click on copy image URL, then paste that...I am eager to see it
About Me
- Basics
- Name
- I am DARTH VADAR. XD
- Gender
- Female
- Location
- In a tree. Why not?
- About
- About me
- I AM BATSHIT CRAZY. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
I'm 15. I'm in a very small town somewhere in western Canada. Black short hair, brown eyes. I live on a farm. I like to draw, paint, sculpt, animate, sew, craft, scrapbook, cook, pretty much anything that involves making something.
If anyone ever wants any suggestions on movies, books, cartoons, anime series, tv series, etc.... ask me.
I am LORD OF DISTRACTION!!! XD
DISTRACTION SUGGESTIONS:
Source Code- (Movie)- Totally awesome for sci-fi buffs like me who love all that paradox time loop crap. :) The more intricate the better, for me! This one involves action, explosions, total mindfuckerry, and bombs. Oh, and time travel. and some romancy squishy stuff that I secretly love but will never openly admit to people I know.
Bleach- (Anime Series)- All in all, badass until around episode 50, maybe 73. After that it's all 'rescue the helpless girl' crud. The movies all rock, though. Except for the last one. It was all... ew. I don't even know.
Darker Than Black- (Anime Series)- No squishy romance at all. In fact, all this series does is make you ask questions that will NEVER GET ANSWERED. With the right planners, this series could have been something amazing. But then they made season 2. NEVER WATCH SEASON 2. Season 1- main character is a badass masked emotionless batman-esque assasin with control of electricity. Very gorey. Loads of icy guts and bits. :D Season 2 they turn him into a homeless pedophile. You get the picture. Season 2 has nothing at all to do with season 1.
The Finder: (TV Series)- Okay, this was an awesome season. I don't care what the network says. It's about a guy with an obsessive compulsion for finding things, who is hired out to find lost items and usually finds more than people want him to. A spinoff of 'bones'. Season 2 was cancelled due to a key character's actor dying of a heart attack. He will be missed.
Anyhooo, If you need to talk lemme know. Just be aware that I talk more than I probably should, and I'm a little awkward. 'Jess so ya know, ya know? :)
- Details
- Here for
- I'll listen to you if you pretend to listen to me.
- Relationship status
- Single and looking
- Sexuality
- don't really care. Is indifferent an option?
- Ethnicity
- I don't even know.
- Education
- High School
- Occupation
- Nanny/weeder/artist
- Politics
- People smart enough for politics are usually too smart to get involved in something that complicated
- Religion
- I love to dabate about this. Don't be offended, I just like philosophy.
- Zodiac sign
- Scorpio
- Interests
- Hobbies
- Sewing, painting, archery, writing, deduction, philosophy, anthropology, crafting. Pissing off everyone, all the time.
- Music
- Everything from Weird Al to Marilyn Manson, Kiss me kill me, 3 days grace, 3 doors down, 30 seconds to mars, Temposhark- Broken, Imagine dragons- Radioactive, Get Scared- Built for blame, SarcasmEvancence- My Immortal- Call Me when You're Sober to Smashmouth- Walking On The Sun- Average Superhero- Allstar, to Greenday to Finger 11- Paralyzer all the way up. Mozart's concierto 11 adagio, Beethoven's 9, parodies... Uh, Maroon 5, Muse- Supermassive Black Hole, Coldplay- Yellow-Viva La Vida, Linkin Park- Numb, Red Hot Chilli Peppers.
*DEEP BREATH*
3 Doors Down- Kryptonite, Orange Range- Asterix-Ya Ya Ya, Falco- Rock Me Amedeus- Der Kommissar, Nena- 99LuftBallon, Kanon Wakeshima- Still Doll, Frank Sinatra- Come Fly With Me- My Way, Elvis Presley- Hound Dog- Blue Suede Shoes, Rita Morenno, Fifi Dobson- Stuttering, John Williams, These Kids wear Crowns, Panic! at the Disco- This Is Halloween- I write Sins Not Tragedies- Ode To Mona Lisa, Adele- rolling in the Deep, The Arrogant Worms- when Canada Rules The World- The Manly Song- The War Of 1812, The Beetles, Sea Wolf- You're a Wolf- Violet Hour, Mother Mother- Verbatim- O My Heart- The Stand, Metric- Stadium Love, Kanashimi- Ienai Itami, Arrowsmith, Skrillex- Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites, Scream+Example- Shot Yourself In The Foot Again, UKF Dubstep, Gwen Stefani- If I were a Rich Girl, Beyonce, Justin Timberlake- What Goes around- Cry Me A River- Bringing Sexy Back, Coheed and Cambria- Welcome Home, Eminem- Mockingbird- Superman, 30 Seconds to Mars- This Is War, Yui- Again, Nox Arcanea- Lullaby, Rosmarie's Lullaby, La Chorale- Vers Sur Ton Chemin, three days grace, good charlotte, nice peter, paint, Billy talent, breaking banjamin, tom waits, revolution renaissance, plain white t's, white stripes, justin timberlake, the band perry, theory of a dead man, pussycat dolls, shakira, fifi dobson, these kids wear crowns, Survivor, 3OH!3, rihanna, beyonce, rita morenno.
I'm not exactly picky about my music. :) - Movies
- Anything Sci-fi, Fantasy, or Action. Oooh, I love superhero flicks!
Pretty much anything that kicks ass. I once bent my neck out of shape watching an illegally downloaded copy of 'AVATAR' on a projector screen in the woods for three and a half hours. The subtitles were in ukrainian, and we had to dig a hole and dump our stuff in it because the equipment was overheating. I'm cool like this.
I once spent an entire day watching the whole Lord Of The Rings extended edition movie, with original audio, cast commentary, Director/writer/producer commentary, and set crew commentary. Then I stayed up all night to watch all the behind-the-scenes film reels. The next day, I watched the short edition with behind-the-scenes. I also watched it in French because I'm bilingual. I KNOW, I'M A NEEEEEEEERD!!! There's no escaping the awesome. XD
Source code, Casino Royale, Avatar, Skyfall, Spiderman, Inception, The Hobbit, Thor, The Avengers, Iron Man, Terminator 2, Diamondust Rebellion, House of Flying Daggers, Spirited Away, Planet of the Apes, Green Lantern. LOL, just kidding 'bout the last one. They seriously could have done that one better. - Television
- I don't watch tv much, but I love mysteries and sci-fis. And Anime! Tell me the name of any anime, I've probably seen it. XD I also love House, Bones, Hercule Poirot, Sherlock, Nikita, Inspector Frost, Spiderman, X-Men: Evolution, Wolverine and the X-Men, The Spectacular Spiderman, Midsomer Murders, all that stuff.
- Games
- Fox and Hound is my favorite game! We play it in gym at my school. The teacher'll take our whole class into the woods. We're not allowed to use roads, swim to the island in the river, or leave the forest. Some of us will be foxes, and the rest will be hunters. Foxes have to run through the woods and escape the foxes. :) My friend and I burrowed an underground tunnel four yards deep into a blackberry bush. X) Never been caught yet! Gained a few scars, though...
Second favorite game is Night Zone.
It's sorta the same, but at night. We have to sneek past a 'watchman' to get supplies like food and stuff. My joints click, so I'm not so good at that one. :P Still fun though!
Third favorite is camoflouge. Same as Fox and Hound, but without the running and sneaking around. Just hiding. - Books
- anything and everything that isn't chicklit.
I swear to god, I read so much that the school librarian comes to ME when she's looking for a book. I seriously need a social life. - Sports
- Speed swimming
- Heroes
- My Papa
- Favorite quotes
- GIRLS ARE LIKE WEREWOLVES. SMART GUYS STAY AWAY ONCE A MONTH.
I'M NOT A SMARTASS. IT'S JUST THAT YOU'RE ALWAYS WRONG.
I DON'T HAVE AN ANGER ISSUE. I HAVE AN IDIOT ISSUE.
I USED TO TAKE CHILL PILLS, BUT I DEVELOPED AN IMMUNITY.
I AM A TEENAGER. I KNOW EVERYTHING, AND I AM INVINCIBLE. ANY QUESTIONS?
YOU HAVE AN IMPORTANT OPINION THAT NEEDS TO BE HEARD AND AKNOWLEDGED. JUST LIKE EVEYONE ELSE.
IT'S LIKE A TACO, INSIDE A TACO, INSIDE A TACO, INSIDE A TACO BELL. TACOCEPTION!
WELL, YOU HAVE AN AXE IN YOUR FACE.
"THAT DOSN'T SMELL LIKE MUD."
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"YOU DON'T SMELL LIKE MUD!"
IF YOU CAN'T GO TO CHURCH AS A GHOST, THEN BORROW YOUR BROTHER'S TIARA.
MY BORING IS BORING.
BECAUSE I CAN. - Other interests
- Writing, eating spicy cheese, wishing I was somewhere else, asking people from other places about what their country is like, watching anime, and talking about xmen with my papa.
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I'm going to dental surgery in 10 minutes.
I hate the dentists' office, but not as much as I hate hospitals.
I hate hospitals with a smoldering passion worthy of a cheesy paperback romcom from a corner store, the kind that you'd find betyween the toilet paper and the laxitive grahm crackers, that you'd initially buy becausethe intensely romantic sunset silhouette of two ridiculously sexy lovers embracing on a beach intrigued you, but after a few pages you realized how shitty romantic...
I hate the dentists' office, but not as much as I hate hospitals.
I hate hospitals with a smoldering passion worthy of a cheesy paperback romcom from a corner store, the kind that you'd find betyween the toilet paper and the laxitive grahm crackers, that you'd initially buy becausethe intensely romantic sunset silhouette of two ridiculously sexy lovers embracing on a beach intrigued you, but after a few pages you realized how shitty romantic...
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Many ask of me, why I am here. I do not answer, for that simple act would destroy my purpose. Some believe that I was sent to them, and others believe that I have sent myself. I am the word that has infinite meanings, I am the implication of nothing. Some people ask, 'what contains the void?' I do not tell them. Nor do I wish for them to know, although I do not prevent it. I am a hundred minds, a thousand thoughts, a multifaceted enigma of separate identities. Some ask why, others ask why not. They...