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Let's see. I am counting on this promise.

Well, Idk. I think it depends on my mood, sometimes I don't have to struggle, sometimes I have to! I am so weird. I like languages, but apparently I haven't had the time to learn any new languages. I plan to though!

You should video yourself tantrum-ing and send it to me. That will be fun. And thank you.

Omg, don't even get to sad eyes. The number of times one of my friends has taken advantage of me by making sad eyes, the number of assignments and projects I have written for him. New phones are fun. But I always use black phones, since white and I don't have a good bond.

Well, I do my share of housework but that's more because I feel guilty for not doing it than it being a compulsion. But I sometimes wish I had siblings. I bet it's fun! Coffee anytime is awesome.

You are Jack the Genius! The storm shouldn't come back. Keep it with you, please. I love to travel, so I have no complaints! Well 14 hours because I am doing three full time courses together and I end up having exams of one or the other course, every 3 months. 8 of those 14 hours goes in online classes for two of the courses! Thankfully I can use TH when I am studying online, though I think I need to stop. In school I'd study for a couple of hours everyday. Basically even now that's what I do, but since there is so much to study, I make it couple of hours for each course or subject! Haha, I don't mind sharing food, if I have a book.

Exactly, when you are paying.

Well, I am not really intelligent but I don't mind slogging my ass off to understand or remember something. Nightmare? Imagine two 10 year olds screaming at the top of their voices about what their teacher taught in school! Today was the pits, both brought languages-two different languages. Gah! But its fun. I just realized I can shift from one language to another mid-sentence.

Hahaha, baby tantrums don't really work with me thought I find them really cute and baby-ish. But fix my browser, please.

Haha, I am the queen of puppy dog faces. People hate me for it, because I can actually get anything done. Especially from my 28 year old cousin brother-who has actually been the only proper brother figure in my life. (I am a single child) I almost got a new phone from him, but sadly the puppy dog faces do not work with my parents. So plan spoiled.

Well like I said, single child, pampered child. I don't know. I am a decent cook but I am clumsy. so the kitchen is a mess and I almost always end up hurt. Hahaha, my dad has made coffee for me only once in my life. We're both bed coffee people and it helps that mom wakes up before us.

Oh no. How did you find out? I bribed the rain to go there. You weren't supposed to know, until after it stopped raining when the last thunder would tell you, 'Kav sent us here.' I hope its cooled tomorrow. Well, right now I am trying to get my friends to change the plans. My friends here think I am a social drinker. They don't really know I am a recovering alcoholic, only a few friends from uni know. I hardly hang out with my friends here because I keep travelling to uni (I am in a distance education program + 2 professional courses) and sometimes need to study for upto 14 hours a day. Now they plan to have a booze party and I am not ready to go for one, as yet. So either they change plans or I sit at home with a book and pizza. I like the idea of the second one more, right now. JACK! happy?

I made the beanstalk disappear. I was actually planning to climb it, when I got a cramp in my stomach, so I collected the beanstalk and came back home.

Emojis will never be extinct when people like you and I are alive!

Jaaaccckkkk, I had a hectic three hours and now my brain is a muddled mess! So, you should take pity on me and share pizza. Please?

You are smart and intelligent. Will you stop arguing with me? Just accept what I say. I take my mother's assistance sometimes, especially with the fifth graders because both are in different schools, have different books and always bring different subjects!

Apparently the word soccer is a British word, I don't know how this whole thing works. Its just so confusing.

Well, you are far from boring. You can stop trying because you are definitely not boring. You are humorous and fun to talk to. And now I don't want to denying the fact or arguing over it. I am older remember? So, just be a good boy and listen to me.

But but but, I really think you are nicer! *makes puppy dog face* See, puppy dog face, atleast accept it now!

Potatoes potatoes potatoes everywhere. Well, but its so cool that your dad cooks. I hardly ever cook, because my mom does and my dad's a mess in the kitchen. He proudly told me he knows to make coffee and noddles (the packet instant ones ) My grandmother pampered her younger son to no end. But whenever I cook, my dad makes it a point to praise it to no end, even when I know it isn't all that good.

Nooo. We have weird weather! Yesterday was pretty pleasant, today is pretty cold! I don't know how tomorrow will be, as long as it is not hot. I might have plans for Friday or Saturday night. I am not sure if I am going but if I do, its going to be fun! I think I realized that. Maybe I should call you Jake then.

Well, when you get home you will see a beanstalk in your garden. Apparently those grow quickly, so I can climb and peer through your window! But the story wouldn't be complete without the Beanstalk. I mean if there was only Jack and no beanstalk, it would make no sense. But if there was only the beanstalk, but no Jack we could get someone else to climb it.

Whenever I see an Indian, I stalk like crazy but none of them stay for long so it's okay.

We need to start a revolution and get Rob to allow more emojis in VMs.

If you happen to get pizza for yourself today, share!

Exactly, so I gave up trying to understand the education system and decided to try and understand what I am supposed to understand. I love my friends to bits too, but sometimes I really do hate them. jk. Yes, I am the lucky one. No kidding.

Hahaha, you should have been born 20 days earlier, then you wouldn't have been a baby. But it doesn't really matter. You are smarter and more intelligent than I am.

Yeah right. My perfect guy plays football, not something that is called football. (Because they had football as the option, with rugby in brackets) I never understood rugby and rugby is so much nicer when it is not called football. I will have to look up other tests now!

I am hyper personified in real life. But I'd rather be hyper than be boring.

Exactly! No more competitions. Just accept that you are nicer.

I have to agree to that. Every time my mother asked me what to make for lunch or dinner, I'd say something potato. She stopped asking me.

Apparently the weather here is similar to that in England. Sometimes when I am watching an EPL match live and it starts raining there and at the same time it rains here, I get really excited. Weekend! Shit! My weekend is going to come almost 5 hours before yours and I need to get tests papers ready. Saturday is test day for my tuition kids! Yeah right, that was a typo. Can't help you both have such similar names. Wait, who even is Jake? I just chose that name because the other names were Tyler, Austin, Lucas and Cody. And for some reason Jake sounded nice.

I am creepier than the creepiest. I'll be sitting in the tree outside your window when you get back from work today. Ofcourse I know the name of the protagonist in Jack and the Beanstalk! It's the Beanstalk. How did you figure out they are your irl friends? They could just have been people with same names?

I never knew there was a limit! I have never typed such long VMs to anyone before.

I stalked you into chat, but you left. Atleast it said you were in chat, but now I don't know.

One thing you need to know about me. I don't share food.

That makes sense. We have Kindergarten/Nursery/playschool (call it whatever you want) then we have Junior Kindergarten and Senior Kindergarten (Lower and upper KG, in some states). The Standard 1-10th in school and 11th and 12th in Junior college. Though some states have 11-12th in school itself. Every state is different. So confusing. I am glad you made new friends. It's always awesome to make new friends. Just like I found a new friend in you.

Ummm... sorry! I was born on 1st April, which makes me 1 year and 18 days older than you, baby.

Right my ex-boyfriend would say my temper is like a baby dragon trying to blow fire but who ends up blowing bubbles Well, I am giving that test another go...

That quiz is stupid! The quiz works on its own. I asked for sun kissed brown hair, they gave me a guy with blonde hair. I asked for the geek, they gave me the jock who has bad grades in all subjects except P.E. I asked for a guy with the name Jake, they gave me Cody. I asked to meet him at a party, they said I met him at a rugby match. I don't even watch rugby! And I asked for him to ask me out in the place we first met, they said he asked me out in McDonalds in front of people. That is so embarassing! Jack, help me. I don't want this guy!

Now you know what hyper is?

Well, London is a dream that has to come true! It has no choice, my love for Chelsea is too strong for it not come true!

Pasta is nicer and so are you.

I know. But potatoes are literally the best thing ever made. Unless you compare potatoes to french fries or baked potatoes, then it is hard to choose.

It isn't as hot as here. We went upto 45 degrees Celsius in April and May, then it poured for a week continuously. Now, it is pleasant. dem: Fried Jake.

I know St.Jame Park is in Newcastle upon Tyne. Jack and the beanstalk is awesome. I'd definitely find it awkward if I met someone from real life here.

I know! But people at uni are competitive and I am not one to be left behind. Well, the coffee turned into coke and we ate pasta and chicken wings.

But you guys calls it forms, right? I get really confused about the education systems around the world! I am so sorry that your friendship with you school friends did not last, I understand how it feels. My best friend from school does not talk to me anymore, for no apparent reason. Haha, I hardly ever take part in quizzes, my brain refuses to work.

But being the youngest is fun, I swear. You'll get used to it. Ummm, we have the same zodiac sign so that's a possibility, if you were born on an earlier date. When is your birthday?

Nope, I gave a silly example. Basically I was trying to say I get angry real quick! I know people who find my temper cute and actually stand around and smile if I am ranting. or try to make me laugh in the middle of a stupid temper tantrum, which is actually very easy to do. I tried that quiz thing, but it is not made for Indian's, apparently. Since I suck at online relationships, I need to limit my options to people here unless dreams really come true and I land up in London. If you want to talk about anything, anytime, I am just a message away.

Ohhhh, Pasta. I think yours is way nicer than mine is. Though both tacos and pasta are yummy, the description-yours is so much nicer. But then, you are nice, so its right.

You can always call someone a potato. I am called by various food names here and in real life. Pickles, mustard, chilli flakes, etc.

Go away. I just meant when you come here, we could climb trees and stuff. Nothing else, I promise. I think you are awesome, too.

No no not, its all in the North. Apparently if you google 'places to visit in South India' it first shows places in the North and then in the South. Weird. Yes, they're pretty, but the football stadiums are the best places in the entire world - especially Stamford Bridge. Jack the Genius sounds like the name of a giant or a magician from some fairy tale. But.... idk, I'd rather not meet someone from real life, here. How many people from real life did you meet on here?

The group.

Yes! I don't like competitions. I had enough of those at school, but I guess competition in university is not so little, either. Yes! That's exactly what happened today. I just let my friends choose. And well, we decided to not go for coffee and ended up going for pizza, where none of us ate pizza. We ate other stuffs!

Schooling here is different. Uptil 10th grade everyone takes the same subjects and for 11th and 12th they get to choose. But 11-12th grade is not school for us, it is junior college so everyone gets separated depending on what subject they take and what college they get accepted into. So when say school friends I mean people I was with until 10th grade.

But isn't being the baby fun? I was always the baby everywhere. I was almost a year younger than most of my classmates in school and junior college. I took a year off before uni and thought I'd be the oldest but apparently all the friends I made at uni are older than I am. It's fun to be pampered. Oh wait, I am older than you are baby.

Oh, I lose my temper at random things, so its kind of a joke. I get angry if there is too much wind and if there is no wind. One of my guy friends who asked me out (I turned him down) reckons I should date a robot that is programmed in such a way that I won't get annoyed. Apparently I found the idea annoying. Wait, you can tell me about the specialist if you want to?

Since my creativity goes to sleep before I do, I decided to take a quiz. THIS and this is what it told me.

I like it.

Oh, I type pretty fast but not as fast as you. Though I definitely need to look what I type. Oh potatoes are yum. Productive is not as interesting.

I am taking that as a compliment. I prefer not to follow the stereotype. If I know something I want to do is considered regular stereotype, I might purposely not do it. jk. You should come here. We can do it! I'd love to do it, but the boys I grew up playing with don't play anymore. They "grew up" though they are the same age as me or younger.

I'd love to go to Stamford bridge, Wembley, well most football stadiums. The Lotus Temple and the Taj Mahal are both to the North. Maybe But so many people have guessed, I just hope someone I know in real life doesn't turn up here.

Did you do it?

Why don't we just stick at being hilarious without all the competition? Yes! Especially those which have yummy pictures on them. They make life so difficult!

Yes. It felt nice and I bragged a whole lot about it to the ones who weren't at the movie.

Hahahahaha. I just imagined you sitting there like... "What am I even doing here? " Good the office door is soundproof.

I get angry easily, but my anger doesn't last for seconds. My friend says her brother farts for longer than my anger lasts. Sorry, I have some real awkward friends. But, there are times when I have exploded and lost my temper so bad that people won't be forgetting it ever. Vinegar and baking soda, like really? I am not sure how I'd describe myself, but I think I will let it pass. Doubt I can beat what you said.

Ummm.. a touch typer? I am pretty slow when it comes to typing because my mind thinks faster than I type. Then I get confused because I am typing something else and thinking something else. Then I need to rewind my thoughts, put it on slow motion mode and then type. See how much time that takes?

Girls don't usually like football. Girls don't climb trees, pick fruits, eat fruits and throw the seeds at guys passing from below, then jump from the back so the guy is left staring at the tree. I am telling you, I am not normal! Once I not only got down from the tree, I climbed a fence came onto the road and asked a boy why he was staring up at the tree. When he said someone threw a seed at him, I told him that a mad monkey lived in the tree. The speed at which he ran away... omg. In my defense, I was 16, not so grown up. So I am really weird, you know!

You should visit. I could show you around, though I don't live anywhere near both the places and want to visit there, too. The South has pretty places, too. AND YES! I think it was way to easy to guess, I should have gone with a different nickname for the site.

Yes, you should make it and I will join. And exactly, then I don't reply and then suddenly after a few months go and say hi and the conversation goes the same course.