Corrupt-A-Wish

[Fictional]

Granted, but you had to rob a bank to get it, and you got arrested and are now on Death Row.

I wish my ear peircings didn't heal over so quickly.

[Anna Skye]

Granted, but the holes get bigger and bigger until you pull a Monet and have no ears!!!

I wish I would do well on exams.

peace and love

[newbie552]

You do so well that you have to go to advanced finals and fail them

I wish it would stay warm here for a while

[somerandomkidmike]

Granted, but you sleep throughout all the warm weather, and it is cold again by the time you wake up.

I wish I could fix everybody else's problems in the world.

[almostinvisible]

Granted, but they can't fix yours and you can't fix your own.
I wish my dreams would come true.

[newbie552]

They do but so do your nightmares

I wish I didn't have to wear contacts

[Anonymous]

granted, your eyes have been removed

i wish i could fly

[icedoverfire]

Granted, but you crash and burn, or pull an Icarus and fly into the sun and burn anyway.

I wish I could shake Captain Sully's hand for his amazingness.

http://roomfordebate.blogs.nytimes.c...q=plane&st=cse

[Lorelei]

Granted, but his hand is covered in live worms and horse bile.

I wish I could play the piano well.

[icedoverfire]

Granted, but all you can play are the scales.

I wish for a DVD player.

[Lorelei]

Granted, but you don't have any DVDs and can't buy any.

I wish my teeth could be fixed faster.

[mirafangs]

Granted, but after a week they turn into salmon.

I wish I had wings.

[Skeleton]

Granted but scientists capture you to figure out why you have wings.

I wish the desk wasn't in the way so I could open the blinds.

[newbie552]

it isn't but now a gigantic bed's in the way

i wish my parents wern't so over-controlling

[RoxyGurrl]

WISH GRANTED but your parents forget about you completely

I wish my sister didn't have autism

[Eniddd]

granted but you have aspergers
i wish i could see him more often

[Lorelei]

Granted, but you can't see anyone else.

I wish I had had privacy this morning.

granted but you have it all the time so your alone all the time
I wish i had my homework finished

[Lorelei]

Granted, but you have to go to school next Saturday.

I wish I was a vampire! :P haha

granted but you bute everyone you see
i wish I could just get over them

[almostinvisible]

Granted, but they can't get over you.
I wish there were no problems in the world.

[Tegan]

Granted, but now the world's problems are yours.

I wish I had bigger feet.

granted but you cant find any shoes that fit you
I wish it was hotter

[Tegan]

Granted, but then EVERYONE is intimidated by your hot-ness.

I wish my glitter glue hadn't run out

[love2laugh]

granted, and it even becomes a movie, you become so popular if you step foot outside your house your mobbed by adoring fans, forcing you to live the rest of your life like a hermit
I wish that everything goes well when i transfer school on Wednesday.

Originally Posted by Just.Tegan.

Granted, but then EVERYONE is intimidated by your hot-ness.

I wish my glitter glue hadn't run out

I didnt say I wanted to be hotter i said i wish the weather was hotter but I like your anwser anyways

Your glitter glue didnt run out but now al lyou can use now is glitter glue
I wish i could go bowling right now instead of waiting till 6:30

[TheWhiteTornado]

Granted, but then you throw the ball too early and it breaks the machine that picks up the pins (yes, it happens :P)

I wish that procrastination wasn't so much fun

[Tegan]

Granted, it's the most tortuous experience anyone can ever live through... but people still procrastinate :P

I wish people would stop thinking I was a guy!

[newbie552]

People will start thinking you're an it

I wish I would stop being so hard on myself all the time

[TheWhiteTornado]

Granted, but then you'd be waited on hand and foot until you lose bone mass like the people in Wall-E (had to sit through it instead of doing a webmastering exam)
I wish i knew what to wish for

[almostinvisible]

Granted, but you forget what it was when you're about to wish for it.
I wish there were more hours to a day.

[TheWhiteTornado]

Granted, but then you'd never be able to fall asleep because it'd always be daytime

I wish I had my history book so i could do the review that's due tomorrow :O

[razors_and_rosary]

granted, but its in a foreign language.

i wish my maths homwork wasn't so time-consuming.

granted but you get all the awnsers wrong
I wish my back didnt hurt

[icedoverfire]

Granted, but now you've got a splitting headache.

(he he he..)

I wish my head would stop aching.

granted but you cant walk on your right foot because it hurts really badly

I wish i did more of my priorides(speling) with my time instead of waisting the day on the computer and tv

[RoxyGurrl]

**GRANTED** But you get very overwhelmed and go crazy

I wish i wasnt the black sheep in my family

[Anonymous]

granted, you are now the cow of the family

i wish someone would clean my room for me

[Oiseau the Little Bird!]

Granted, that someone is a Scientologist and they find your EFG mask.

I wish I could have a job that would let me color my hair in any way I pleased.

[almostinvisible]

Granted, but the hairdresser messes up and now your hair's ruined.
I wish I didn't have exams.