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Forum: Games and Things March 9th 2017, 02:18 PM
Replies: 2,372
Views: 80,919
Posted By MWF
Re: TPBM game.

I can wake up at anytime. 'Tis the life of a college student.
TPBM has 4 cats, 7 dogs, and a pet snake.
Forum: Good Days! March 9th 2017, 03:33 AM
Replies: 12,067
Views: 517,861
Posted By MWF
Re: I'm happy today because...

I suddenly have a shit-ton of friends, a social life, and I wrestled a really hot chick today.
I think Im in a twilight zone.
Forum: Why Me? March 8th 2017, 09:02 AM
Replies: 10,852
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 467,970
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

Procrastinating until 5 for a one page paper. I have a problem...
Forum: Why Me? March 3rd 2017, 04:03 AM
Replies: 10,852
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 467,970
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

Oh my God RedState, you people are so stupid... if you think being gay is a choice, that implies that you're gay. Ask any straight person.
Forum: Chit-Chat February 22nd 2017, 08:51 AM
Replies: 1,285
Views: 125,235
Posted By MWF
Re: The "Wow! Look at my post count!" Thread

1400. And to think about how stupid, whiny, and/or naive my early posts were.
Most hilarious post ever: All of America's problems are rooted in condoms.
Forum: Why Me? February 22nd 2017, 08:36 AM
Replies: 10,852
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 467,970
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

Im gonna get a 10% on my fucking exam.
Also, my spine feels like its got about 7 vertebrae out of alignment.
Forum: Religion and Spirituality, Science and Philosophy February 20th 2017, 03:33 AM
Replies: 656
Views: 70,743
Posted By MWF
Re: Prayer Requests Thread

My roommate's father, aunt, and grandma all died in a car crash. Please pray for her and her family...
Forum: Why Me? February 20th 2017, 03:19 AM
Replies: 10,852
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 467,970
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

Ugh. I crushed a kid in Taikwondoe earlier in front of the entire class. I feel super guilty...
Forum: Why Me? February 19th 2017, 03:22 AM
Replies: 10,852
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 467,970
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

Im so tired...
Forum: Why Me? February 18th 2017, 03:14 AM
Replies: 10,852
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 467,970
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

Fuck you Tomi Lahren, you useless piece of shit
Forum: Games and Things February 16th 2017, 12:50 AM
Replies: 10,496
Views: 501,634
Posted By MWF
Re: Say something you wish you could say to their face.

My teachers, save for one upstanding fellow, are all completely evil motherfuckers.
Forum: Why Me? February 14th 2017, 04:28 AM
Replies: 10,852
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 467,970
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

Yaaaaaaay the day I hate above all other days
Forum: Why Me? February 13th 2017, 08:47 PM
Replies: 10,852
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 467,970
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

I am SO fucking fucked in school. If I was gonna try to get a girlfriend or boyfriend, forget about it. If I had any hope of passing above a 2.0, forget about that too.
Forum: Why Me? February 13th 2017, 06:17 PM
Replies: 10,852
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 467,970
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

Alright, time to chase guys again, this whole girl thing is working out just as well as it always has...
Forum: Games and Things February 13th 2017, 06:26 AM
Replies: 5,207
Views: 206,500
Posted By MWF
Re: What was the last TV Show/Film you watched? :)

The Super Bowl.
Forum: Why Me? February 12th 2017, 11:16 PM
Replies: 10,852
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 467,970
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

Its often the little things that make me want to bash my head against a wall.
Forum: Why Me? February 9th 2017, 08:50 AM
Replies: 10,852
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 467,970
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

Im never the one to say it, but I need to get fucking laid...
Forum: Why Me? February 9th 2017, 03:56 AM
Replies: 10,852
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 467,970
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

I always knew my parents did an awful job teaching me about sex (aka barely teaching me about sex), but my mom told my dad not to ever talk about masturbation with me, and I learned how to do it...
Forum: Why Me? February 8th 2017, 10:37 PM
Replies: 10,852
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 467,970
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

Worst day overall I've had in a long fucking time, but life goes on.
Forum: Anxiety and Stress February 8th 2017, 07:15 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 3,753
Posted By MWF
Re: Watching Football = Anxiety?

My username is based on my love of the University of Michigan's football program.
In my opinion, the anxiety is the best part of the game. It gets you invested, and when you win, you get an awesome...
Forum: Good Days! February 8th 2017, 02:14 AM
Replies: 12,067
Views: 517,861
Posted By MWF
Re: I'm happy today because...

Ted Cruz and Bernie Sanders are debating on CNN. It's like Bernie's clubbing a baby seal.
Forum: Good Days! February 6th 2017, 09:55 AM
Replies: 12,067
Views: 517,861
Posted By MWF
Re: I'm happy today because...

I got a date on Thursday, and she's really hot. (Don't screw this up, please don't screw this up...)
Forum: Good Days! February 6th 2017, 03:03 AM
Replies: 12,067
Views: 517,861
Posted By MWF
Re: I'm happy today because...

Tom Brady man. Tom motherfucking Brady.
^and to the above, congratulations!
Forum: Why Me? February 5th 2017, 07:30 PM
Replies: 10,852
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 467,970
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

Im so Goddamn lonely. I feel like that little dancing bastard from Happy Feet.
Forum: Good Days! January 31st 2017, 06:49 PM
Replies: 12,067
Views: 517,861
Posted By MWF
Re: I'm happy today because...

She said yeeeeeeeeees!!!!!!
To a coffee date. (yeeeeeeeeeeeees)
Forum: Why Me? January 30th 2017, 02:53 PM
Replies: 10,852
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 467,970
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

Econ would make me bash my head against a wall if the professor didn't keep putting me to sleep beforehand.
Forum: Good Days! January 19th 2017, 07:17 AM
Replies: 12,067
Views: 517,861
Posted By MWF
Re: I'm happy today because...

Because Fire Emblem is making four more games. I was ready to shit myself during the trailer.
Also, saw an unexpected picture of Tom Daley in a swim suit. Will be back in 10 minutes.
Forum: Games and Things January 15th 2017, 07:47 PM
Replies: 2,372
Views: 80,919
Posted By MWF
Re: TPBM game.

Yes, but I wish it was colder. I belong in Canada.
TPBM can't swim.
Forum: Why Me? January 2nd 2017, 03:54 AM
Replies: 10,852
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 467,970
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

I don't know who I hate more. The Packers, the NFL commentators, or the referees. Jesus H. Christ, how alarming is it that I would actually fight any one of these people right now?
I need to give up...
Forum: Why Me? January 2nd 2017, 03:33 AM
Replies: 10,852
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 467,970
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

Aaron Rodgers is the biggest pussy-bitch in the NFL.
Also, anybody who watched the Lions play the Packers just watched the commentators suck his dick for four hours.
Forum: Games and Things January 1st 2017, 05:28 PM
Replies: 1,754
Views: 68,062
Posted By MWF
Re: Silly Bans #3.

Banned for nothing, but I have to let people know that yes, I am fine, but my football team lost.
Forum: Games and Things December 31st 2016, 04:06 AM
Replies: 1,754
Views: 68,062
Posted By MWF
Re: Silly Bans #3.

Banned because I'm super pissed off right now and decided to direct all my frustration into banning Teenhelp user Sophrosyne from a website.
A healthy coping method, no?
Forum: Why Me? December 31st 2016, 04:03 AM
Replies: 10,852
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 467,970
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

Fuck the Orange Bowl, fuck Florida State, fuck football, fuck everything. I could skin a kitten right now.

Edit: no, I could use a kitten for therapy right now.
Forum: Games and Things December 28th 2016, 11:45 PM
Replies: 2,372
Views: 80,919
Posted By MWF
Re: TPBM game.

On occasion, yes, I don't mind tea.
TPBM is a liar and cannot be trusted.
Forum: Why Me? December 23rd 2016, 10:49 PM
Replies: 10,852
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 467,970
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

Just saw Princess Leia had a heart attack.
Fuck 2016 with a fucking crowbar.
Forum: Goals and Ambitions December 21st 2016, 05:21 AM
Replies: 9,731
Views: 413,580
Posted By MWF
Re: Goal of the day!

Pass this fuckin exam.
Forum: Why Me? December 21st 2016, 03:27 AM
Replies: 10,852
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 467,970
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

My quote of the day: "Being an adult sucks. The only positives are drugs, sex, and cars, and I have none of those."
Forum: Good Days! December 21st 2016, 02:24 AM
Replies: 12,067
Views: 517,861
Posted By MWF
Re: I'm happy today because...

I was told I looked like a blond version of Henry Cavill's Clark Kent. The nerdy side of a superhero/demigod, I'll take that.
Forum: Games and Things December 20th 2016, 04:03 PM
Replies: 1,754
Views: 68,062
Posted By MWF
Re: Silly Bans #3.

Banned for being post #905. I want to be post #905! ME!!
Forum: Games and Things December 16th 2016, 01:52 AM
Replies: 1,754
Views: 68,062
Posted By MWF
Re: Silly Bans #3.

Banned for not making a typo in that sentence.
Forum: Why Me? December 15th 2016, 06:46 AM
Replies: 10,852
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 467,970
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

Oh, why did my exam date get changed...
Forum: Games and Things December 13th 2016, 03:48 AM
Replies: 2,372
Views: 80,919
Posted By MWF
Re: TPBM game.

WRONG! NOBODY HAS WRAPPED THEIR CHRISTMAS GIFTS!
TPBM thinks I'm unhinged.
Forum: Goals and Ambitions December 9th 2016, 08:19 AM
Replies: 9,731
Views: 413,580
Posted By MWF
Re: Goal of the day!

I'm using my dog to get laid... I made him a Tinder account.
I super-liked my roommate. This. Will. Be. Hilarious.
Or a complete and total disaster.
Forum: Anxiety and Stress December 9th 2016, 04:15 AM
Replies: 5
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Dancing- extreme anxiety
Views: 3,449
Posted By MWF
Re: Dancing- extreme anxiety

You know what, this didn't go that bad. I had a steady stream of alcohol that basically had me feeling a solid .12, and after a short panic attack in the bathroom, I felt better and just went with...
Forum: Games and Things December 9th 2016, 04:12 AM
Replies: 10,496
Views: 501,634
Posted By MWF
Re: Say something you wish you could say to their face.

Donald J. Trump, Mike Pence... I fucking hate you both.
Oh yeah, Michigan Governor Rick Snyder? You should be tried for terrorism.
Forum: Good Days! December 7th 2016, 06:40 PM
Replies: 12,067
Views: 517,861
Posted By MWF
Re: I'm happy today because...

Apparently the worst paper I've ever written is 'very good'.
What the fuck?
Forum: Why Me? December 5th 2016, 11:30 PM
Replies: 10,852
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 467,970
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

My eye hurts like crazy...
Forum: Anxiety and Stress December 2nd 2016, 08:26 AM
Replies: 5
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Dancing- extreme anxiety
Views: 3,449
Posted By MWF
Re: Dancing- extreme anxiety

I wrote this in the middle of a panic attack. Whoops. I took a shot of Crown and gave it a shot in the dark (literally, I was self-conscious about the blinds not fully covering the window... at 330...
Forum: Anxiety and Stress December 2nd 2016, 06:52 AM
Replies: 5
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Dancing- extreme anxiety
Views: 3,449
Posted By MWF
Dancing- extreme anxiety

Well, I have a wedding in two days, and I'm one of the groomsmen. Yay! My brother's getting married! Fuck me in the ass, I have to dance! I would rather choke down a garbage bag full of hair!
I...
Forum: Why Me? December 2nd 2016, 05:08 AM
Replies: 10,852
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 467,970
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

I have to dance at a fucking wedding? I'd rather shoot myself.
Edit: just looking up "how to dance" makes me wanna fucking barf.
Forum: Good Days! November 30th 2016, 08:02 AM
Replies: 12,067
Views: 517,861
Posted By MWF
Re: I'm happy today because...

I'm happy because... wait, your name is "VotesForGoats"? Where were you during the election?
I'm happy because I just realized that I can vote for goats now.
I'm unhappy because I didn't vote for...
Forum: Why Me? November 30th 2016, 05:19 AM
Replies: 10,852
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 467,970
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

Trump's Secretary of Education is the biggest fucking idiot alive. Goddammit... bye bye, public education.
Forum: Good Days! November 29th 2016, 04:00 AM
Replies: 12,067
Views: 517,861
Posted By MWF
Re: I'm happy today because...

I finally beat the hell out of the girl I like!


In taekwondoe! Shit, context.
She's a kick-boxer.
Forum: Why Me? November 27th 2016, 04:47 AM
Replies: 10,852
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 467,970
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

FUCK OHIO STATE. FUCK OHIO STATE, FUCK URBAN MEYER, FUCK JT BARRETT, FUCK CURTIS SAMUEL, FUCK THE REFEREES, AND FUCK THE REST OF THOSE ARROGANT PIECES OF DOGSHIT.
Forum: Why Me? November 26th 2016, 09:28 PM
Replies: 10,852
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 467,970
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

FUCK OHIO STATE TO HELL
Forum: Why Me? November 21st 2016, 03:21 AM
Replies: 10,852
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 467,970
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

Why in the fuck is straight tinder so much harder than gay tinder? Like, seriously? It's bad enough I suck at real life interaction with girls, but this was supposed to be easy.
Forum: Games and Things November 17th 2016, 07:46 PM
Replies: 10,496
Views: 501,634
Posted By MWF
Re: Say something you wish you could say to their face.

You're kicking me out of the house on accident? Fuck all of you.
Forum: Why Me? November 14th 2016, 02:00 AM
Replies: 10,852
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 467,970
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

Oh my God... I just wrote a paper that was so shitty that it made me want to change me major 3 years in. Not ADD a different major and keep psychology, FUCKING DROP MY MAJOR AND CHANGE IT.
Forum: Why Me? November 11th 2016, 04:44 PM
Replies: 10,852
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 467,970
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

Got my tin foil hat on now... WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!
Forum: Games and Things November 11th 2016, 09:18 AM
Replies: 3,644
Views: 99,690
Posted By MWF
Re: Count to 50 before a Moderator posts.

drei und zwanzig
(23, I'm learning German in anticipation of the new Führer)
Forum: Why Me? November 11th 2016, 05:04 AM
Replies: 10,852
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 467,970
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

This has been the longest week ever. Possibly 10 hours of sleep since Sunday. Fuck this paper.
Forum: Why Me? November 9th 2016, 08:17 PM
Replies: 10,852
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 467,970
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

Yeah, well guess what? Obama and/or the Clintons could have a child sex ring in the oval office with reporters around and they would STILL be better at governing than Donald Trump. Not to mention,...
Forum: Why Me? November 9th 2016, 02:10 PM
Replies: 10,852
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 467,970
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

God fucking dammit, I hate you Hillary Clinton. You and the Goddamn DNC. Bunch of fucking idiots. "You can't vote for Trump, he hates (THE SAME PEOPLE YOU HATE!!!)!" Good fucking strategy, and thats...
Forum: Why Me? November 9th 2016, 06:14 AM
Replies: 10,852
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 467,970
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

I think its the end of the world. Fuck it. In my lifetime, too. The Cubs won the World Series, Donald Fucking Trump is our president... What the fuck else can happen?
Forum: Why Me? November 5th 2016, 02:55 AM
Replies: 10,852
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 467,970
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

God, if you love humanity at all, drop a major news bombshell on Donald Trump over the weekend. Like details about how he RAPED A 13 YEAR OLD?
Forum: Games and Things November 5th 2016, 01:01 AM
Replies: 1,754
Views: 68,062
Posted By MWF
Re: Silly Bans #3.

Banned for only being 15% geek.
Forum: Why Me? October 11th 2016, 08:45 AM
Replies: 10,852
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 467,970
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

Holy FUCK my roommates suck. How can you forget that you need MY permission to give up MY ROOM? FUCK YOU!!
Forum: Why Me? October 10th 2016, 07:56 AM
Replies: 10,852
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 467,970
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

Fuck cosmology. When am I ever gonna use this shit? Do I REALLY care what the stars in Andromeda are made of?
Forum: Games and Things September 22nd 2016, 04:25 AM
Replies: 1,754
Views: 68,062
Posted By MWF
Re: Silly Bans #3.

Banned for using a selfie as your profile picture.
Forum: Games and Things September 20th 2016, 04:53 AM
Replies: 2,372
Views: 80,919
Posted By MWF
Re: TPBM game.

Thats not true!!! And it never was! I have one dog with the spirit of 22 dogs.
TPBM has an arch nemesis, and its an animal.
Forum: Drugs, Alcohol and Addiction September 20th 2016, 04:49 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 6,095
Posted By MWF
Re: Is drugs really that bad?

For the record, alcohol is a drug and probably ruins peoples' lives more often than all other drugs combined (but I don't know that for sure).
It depends on what kind of drugs you're referring to....
Forum: Good Days! September 15th 2016, 05:31 AM
Replies: 12,067
Views: 517,861
Posted By MWF
Re: I'm happy today because...

I'm happy today because there's a possible forecast of dick pics tonight. Don't tell me to not be happy...
Edit: WHOA. Possibly more.
Forum: Education and Careers August 29th 2016, 10:04 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 2,916
Posted By MWF
college football games without friends

Long story short, I suck at making friends. I always have, unless I'm trapped with people and have no other choice, like grade school.
Anyways, I have very few close friends around, and football...
Forum: Why Me? August 27th 2016, 06:22 PM
Replies: 10,337
Triggering: Complaint of the day
Views: 381,498
Posted By MWF
Re: Complaint of the day

I matched with a gay, Hispanic, Catholic, Trump supporter on Tinder. Jesus man, make up your mind. Thats like a walking paradox.
Forum: Games and Things August 26th 2016, 04:39 AM
Replies: 1,754
Views: 68,062
Posted By MWF
Re: Silly Bans #3.

I ban you because you're from the sky. You're nationless. A vagabond. A sitting duck, if you will, with no Uncle Sam to save you.
Forum: Games and Things August 22nd 2016, 01:53 AM
Replies: 2,372
Views: 80,919
Posted By MWF
Re: TPBM game.

Only blizzards.
TPBM is writing a story or screenplay.
Forum: Why Me? August 16th 2016, 02:12 AM
Replies: 10,337
Triggering: Complaint of the day
Views: 381,498
Posted By MWF
Re: Complaint of the day

The internet reveals just how crappy humans are. Like for real motherfuckers, just try to troll in a real-world setting.
Forum: Why Me? August 15th 2016, 03:47 PM
Replies: 10,852
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 467,970
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

Stupidity.... Complete and utter stupidity... Everywhere...
Forum: Games and Things August 12th 2016, 03:32 AM
Replies: 2,372
Views: 80,919
Posted By MWF
Re: TPBM game.

False, I'm structurally invincible.
TPBM has a secret stash of weed that they are hiding from invasive parents.
Forum: Why Me? August 3rd 2016, 05:59 AM
Replies: 10,852
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 467,970
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

When the guy you have a massive crush on is moving to... FUCKING CHINA, SERIOUSLY?!?!?!
Forum: Why Me? August 2nd 2016, 05:09 AM
Replies: 10,852
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 467,970
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

I hate my German teacher so fucking much. And she's only been here for a week.
I am one more all-nighter away from snapping on that herpes-infested piece of horseshit.
Forum: Why Me? July 22nd 2016, 04:31 AM
Replies: 10,852
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 467,970
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

Why is America so FUCKING STUPID?!?! This is killing me, where did our hatred come from???
Forum: Anxiety and Stress July 18th 2016, 07:32 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 2,449
Posted By MWF
Dancing-anxiety

Dancing, to me, is fucking terrifying. Just thinking about it makes my heart race, my eyes widen, and my jaw, fingers and toes clench. I missed 8 of 9 high school dances because of this (and didn't...
Forum: Religion and Spirituality, Science and Philosophy July 8th 2016, 08:07 AM
Replies: 656
Views: 70,743
Posted By MWF
Re: Prayer Requests Thread

To me, America is just falling apart at the seams. Shootings, shootings, and more shootings... God help us all.
Forum: Games and Things July 6th 2016, 12:22 PM
Replies: 446
Views: 45,085
Posted By MWF
Re: ABCs of Names

Esmeralda.
Forum: Anxiety and Stress June 11th 2016, 03:35 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 3,313
Posted By MWF
Weed for a week for anxiety

Disclaimer: This is MY experience with low doses of weed. MINE. Weed doesn't affect everyone the same. I am not condoning it for everyone else.
I decided to microdose with marijuana this week; take...
Forum: Why Me? April 18th 2016, 09:01 PM
Replies: 10,337
Triggering: Complaint of the day
Views: 381,498
Posted By MWF
Re: Complaint of the day

Today was a fucking horrible day. Fuck today.
Forum: Why Me? April 12th 2016, 07:57 AM
Replies: 10,852
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 467,970
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

Why is my self-esteem gone today?
Forum: Relationships and Dating April 12th 2016, 05:20 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 2,087
Posted By MWF
Re: Hes 26, has a girlfriend and we work together but we kissed and i really like him

Dear God, don't do it. Thing is, if an adult is willing to go below the age of consent (assuming its 18) to find women, there is something wrong with him. There is no way this would end well.
Forum: LGBTQ+, Sexuality and Gender Identity April 10th 2016, 01:28 AM
Replies: 886
Views: 105,956
Posted By MWF
Re: What is your sexuality and gender identity?

I get gayer every time I take a sexuality test. On the Klein grid scale of 0 to 6, I'm exactly in the middle at 3.
Forum: Goals and Ambitions April 4th 2016, 09:01 AM
Replies: 9,731
Views: 413,580
Posted By MWF
Re: Goal of the day!

1. Hope the girl in my group gets diarrhea and stays home.
2. Have a pleasant conversation with him.
Forum: Fashion and Style April 1st 2016, 08:39 PM
Replies: 1,525
Views: 62,069
Posted By MWF
Re: What are you wearing?

Jeans and a plain gray shirt (or grey, for all you non-American sociopaths).
Forum: Why Me? April 1st 2016, 03:25 AM
Replies: 10,852
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 467,970
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

I'm not screaming because I'm pissed. I'm screaming because I'm high. And I'm not screaming, I'm typing. Very calmly.
Forum: Good Days! March 31st 2016, 03:19 AM
Replies: 12,067
Views: 517,861
Posted By MWF
Re: I'm happy today because...

Because he sent me a text with a winky-face. He totally wants me!
Forum: Games and Things March 30th 2016, 08:46 PM
Replies: 3,644
Views: 99,690
Posted By MWF
Re: Count to 50 before a Moderator posts.

el uno. should be 14.
Forum: Birthdays! March 30th 2016, 05:07 PM
Replies: 420
Views: 56,345
Posted By MWF
Re: When Is Your Birthday?

None of the government's business, that's when it is.
BOOM
Forum: Games and Things March 27th 2016, 06:52 PM
Replies: 3,178
Views: 90,393
Posted By MWF
Re: Staff: Count to 50 before a regular member posts.

Noooooooooo!!!
Imagine that being sung with a wicked Jack Black falsetto. Its a thing of beauty.
Forum: Books and Literature March 26th 2016, 05:13 PM
Replies: 1,060
Views: 77,661
Posted By MWF
Re: What are you reading now?

The words I am typing.
Forum: Why Me? March 26th 2016, 06:40 AM
Replies: 10,852
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 467,970
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

Motherfucker. I just remembered I have an assignment due in six hours. I wanted to go to bed.
Forum: Games and Things March 26th 2016, 01:04 AM
Replies: 3,644
Views: 99,690
Posted By MWF
Re: Count to 50 before a Moderator posts.

two. think pages 28 and 29 will be lucky?
Forum: Good Days! March 25th 2016, 08:21 PM
Replies: 12,067
Views: 517,861
Posted By MWF
Re: I'm happy today because...

Ted Cruz apparently cheated on his wife 5 times. Don't get me wrong... I feel sorry for his wife. That's a horrible thing to happen to someone. But Ted Cruz is Satan and shouldn't have a shot at...
Forum: Good Days! March 24th 2016, 06:24 PM
Replies: 12,067
Views: 517,861
Posted By MWF
Re: I'm happy today because...

We're in a group project together yeeeeeees watch me fail anyway
Forum: Religion and Spirituality, Science and Philosophy March 22nd 2016, 04:39 PM
Replies: 656
Views: 70,743
Posted By MWF
Re: Prayer Requests Thread

Prayers that I can talk to this guy in my German class. (God would answer that, right?)
Forum: Sex and Puberty March 22nd 2016, 03:27 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 4,005
Posted By MWF
Re: How does virginity work for bisexuals?

There are two definitions of sex, the first one refers to sexual intercourse, the other refers to the biology of the person, usually male or female. Whatever, its a nuance.
Anyway, virginity isn't...
Forum: Games and Things March 20th 2016, 04:49 AM
Replies: 3,178
Views: 90,393
Posted By MWF
Re: Staff: Count to 50 before a regular member posts.

none. Screw this game.
Forum: Why Me? March 19th 2016, 02:38 PM
Replies: 10,852
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 467,970
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

The entire city is hammered and partying right now. I hate my personality so much.
Edit to avoid double post: my best friend is throwing an end of semester bash even though he hasn't done jackshit...
Forum: Games and Things March 19th 2016, 03:25 AM
Replies: 3,644
Views: 99,690
Posted By MWF
Re: Count to 50 before a Moderator posts.

four and drunk. Love it.
Go Blue! Fuck ND!
Forum: Good Days! March 19th 2016, 03:23 AM
Replies: 12,067
Views: 517,861
Posted By MWF
Re: I'm happy today because...

I'm getting married!
Edit: wtf, no I'm not. But I'm drunk and happy with it.
Forum: Games and Things March 17th 2016, 05:20 AM
Replies: 3,644
Views: 99,690
Posted By MWF
Re: Count to 50 before a Moderator posts.

Wait... SHIT, WE WON???????
ITS LIKE WE NEVER LOST!!!!!!!!!!
9
Forum: Why Me? March 17th 2016, 12:22 AM
Replies: 10,852
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 467,970
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

The fucking count to fifty game.
*Shakes fist in the air*
Forum: Games and Things March 17th 2016, 12:20 AM
Replies: 3,178
Views: 90,393
Posted By MWF
Re: Staff: Count to 50 before a regular member posts.

I'd like to point out that the members don't exactly have an obligation to this site, so we are less likely to pay attention. All X thousand of us.
um... zero.
Forum: Good Days! March 16th 2016, 04:11 AM
Replies: 12,067
Views: 517,861
Posted By MWF
Re: I'm happy today because...

I'm happy today because Rubio is out.
Now my mom will have to vote for people she hates.
Forum: Games and Things March 15th 2016, 07:20 AM
Replies: 3,178
Views: 90,393
Posted By MWF
Re: Staff: Count to 50 before a regular member posts.

zero. .
Forum: Games and Things March 9th 2016, 10:58 AM
Replies: 4,871
Views: 174,445
Posted By MWF
Re: What are you craving?

Hash browns.
Forum: Why Me? March 8th 2016, 10:21 PM
Replies: 10,852
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 467,970
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

To my best friend: You are a chronically stupid motherfucker who is sabotaging his own marriage.
Forum: Relationships and Dating March 8th 2016, 10:19 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 6,129
Posted By MWF
Re: I'm 15 in May but I want to live with my 16 year old boyfriend

This is a surefire way to destroy your relationship with him. I don't mean to sound like a jerk, but there is less than a 1% chance that you would still be a couple by the time you're 18 if you move...
Forum: Games and Things March 8th 2016, 02:51 AM
Replies: 3,644
Views: 99,690
Posted By MWF
Re: Count to 50 before a Moderator posts.

nine. That was half of a movie reference, actually.
"This wedding is horseshit!"
Forum: Games and Things March 7th 2016, 07:00 AM
Replies: 3,644
Views: 99,690
Posted By MWF
Re: Count to 50 before a Moderator posts.

five.
This is horseshit!
Forum: Why Me? March 7th 2016, 03:48 AM
Replies: 10,852
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 467,970
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

I hate the way my life is going... I just wish I could motivate myself.
Forum: Why Me? March 5th 2016, 11:57 PM
Replies: 10,852
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 467,970
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

Rolled my ankle snowboarding today. I haven't been physically hurt in a while... this sucks.
Forum: Games and Things March 4th 2016, 06:00 AM
Replies: 3,644
Views: 99,690
Posted By MWF
Re: Count to 50 before a Moderator posts.

el teno. Thats Spanish for The Ten.
You can subscribe?! Motherfucker...
Forum: Games and Things March 3rd 2016, 06:15 PM
Replies: 3,644
Views: 99,690
Posted By MWF
Re: Count to 50 before a Moderator posts.

two, but I personally believe Oliver may be a bot.
Forum: Games and Things February 25th 2016, 11:15 AM
Replies: 3,178
Views: 90,393
Posted By MWF
Re: Staff: Count to 50 before a regular member posts.

Nein!!!!!!!
Forum: Games and Things February 25th 2016, 05:04 AM
Replies: 3,644
Views: 99,690
Posted By MWF
Re: Count to 50 before a Moderator posts.

15. Who is Potato again?
Forum: Games and Things February 25th 2016, 02:45 AM
Replies: 3,644
Views: 99,690
Posted By MWF
Re: Count to 50 before a Moderator posts.

13. Which is unlucky.
Forum: Games and Things February 23rd 2016, 01:31 PM
Replies: 3,644
Views: 99,690
Posted By MWF
Re: Count to 50 before a Moderator posts.

4 .
Forum: Games and Things February 22nd 2016, 09:41 PM
Replies: 3,644
Views: 99,690
Posted By MWF
Re: Count to 50 before a Moderator posts.

1 .
Forum: Games and Things February 19th 2016, 03:55 AM
Replies: 3,644
Views: 99,690
Posted By MWF
Re: Count to 50 before a Moderator posts.

15. Oh God, we're gonna make it to 16, I can feel it in my gills
Forum: Games and Things February 19th 2016, 01:30 AM
Replies: 3,644
Views: 99,690
Posted By MWF
Re: Count to 50 before a Moderator posts.

twelve. the number after 11.
Forum: Good Days! February 18th 2016, 04:56 PM
Replies: 12,067
Views: 517,861
Posted By MWF
Re: I'm happy today because...

I have no friends, therefore I have less likelihood of getting the norovirus that's spreading! #polishingliteralshit
Forum: Games and Things February 17th 2016, 11:31 PM
Replies: 3,644
Views: 99,690
Posted By MWF
Re: Count to 50 before a Moderator posts.

If I report Arcanum on account of ruining this game (and quite possibly my life), we should win.
4.
Forum: Games and Things February 17th 2016, 01:12 AM
Replies: 3,644
Views: 99,690
Posted By MWF
Re: Count to 50 before a Moderator posts.

Yes it will... just like when they won the other game, they took our spots for a day. six.
Forum: Games and Things February 16th 2016, 10:24 PM
Replies: 3,644
Views: 99,690
Posted By MWF
Re: Count to 50 before a Moderator posts.

4. One day, we should all have a collaboration. Winners get to be mods.
Forum: Why Me? February 15th 2016, 04:37 PM
Replies: 10,852
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 467,970
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

How on Earth did I ever get into this school??? I feel like a curled up little puppy thats getting kicked repeatedly in the nuts.
Forum: Why Me? February 15th 2016, 02:26 PM
Replies: 10,337
Triggering: Complaint of the day
Views: 381,498
Posted By MWF
Re: Complaint of the day

How many fucking times can I get the date wrong for the same class?
Forum: Games and Things February 15th 2016, 07:06 AM
Replies: 3,178
Views: 90,393
Posted By MWF
Re: Staff: Count to 50 before a regular member posts.

Cheaters. If you guys didn't do what you were supposed to do, we would've won long ago. Two.
Forum: Why Me? February 15th 2016, 05:50 AM
Replies: 10,852
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 467,970
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

Don't get engaged, you fucking moron! You stole the girl only 3 months ago from your gun-toting maniac of a best friend, and THIS is how he'll find out! Not only that, but you can't even support...
Forum: Games and Things February 13th 2016, 07:35 PM
Replies: 3,178
Views: 90,393
Posted By MWF
Re: Staff: Count to 50 before a regular member posts.

Never... never again.
Forum: Games and Things February 13th 2016, 04:52 PM
Replies: 3,644
Views: 99,690
Posted By MWF
Re: Count to 50 before a Moderator posts.

"It's been three motherfuckin months, you ain't hit the pipe in front of me yet!"
"Foo, whatchu sayin?"
"I think you five-o!"
"Five-o? Man, I ain't no mothafuckin cop!"
-Snoop Dogg and Dr. Dre's...
Forum: Education and Careers February 13th 2016, 02:39 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 2,273
Posted By MWF
Re: Is the college experience true/legitimate adulthood?

It depends. If you're like me, and you don't join anything, get a job, or make friends in college, it can be more dull than before.
If you don't waste every second of your time, yeah it can be...
Forum: Games and Things February 12th 2016, 03:45 AM
Replies: 3,178
Views: 90,393
Posted By MWF
Re: Staff: Count to 50 before a regular member posts.

Anonymous should hack this site to remove your win
Forum: Why Me? February 11th 2016, 08:00 PM
Replies: 10,852
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 467,970
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

Being socially awkward fucking blows.
Forum: Games and Things February 11th 2016, 02:26 PM
Replies: 3,178
Views: 90,393
Posted By MWF
Re: Staff: Count to 50 before a regular member posts.

All hope lost
Forum: Games and Things February 10th 2016, 12:17 PM
Replies: 3,644
Views: 99,690
Posted By MWF
Re: Count to 50 before a Moderator posts.

nine. I can't believe we fuckin lost on the other one.
Forum: Games and Things February 9th 2016, 09:15 AM
Replies: 3,178
Views: 90,393
Posted By MWF
Re: Staff: Count to 50 before a regular member posts.

Wait shit what the fuck
GET A JOB
Forum: Games and Things February 8th 2016, 07:42 AM
Replies: 3,644
Views: 99,690
Posted By MWF
Re: Count to 50 before a Moderator posts.

Fuck it, I'll lose to a Mugatu gif anytime.
Three.
Forum: Games and Things February 4th 2016, 06:50 AM
Replies: 3,178
Views: 90,393
Posted By MWF
Re: Staff: Count to 50 before a regular member posts.

"Robert better not get in my face. Cause I'll drop that motherfucker."

Shit, thats my alias too.
Forum: Games and Things February 4th 2016, 04:52 AM
Replies: 3,178
Views: 90,393
Posted By MWF
Re: Staff: Count to 50 before a regular member posts.

I'm gonna start posting all my problems in these threads.
So then I said to my mom,
"I'm not calling him dad. EVER. Not even if there's a fire!"
"I wouldn't expect you to Brennan, you're 38 years...
Forum: Why Me? February 2nd 2016, 05:21 AM
Replies: 10,852
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 467,970
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

I wish I had a time machine. Godfuckingdammit, I'm stupid.
Forum: Why Me? February 2nd 2016, 01:36 AM
Replies: 10,852
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 467,970
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

Every time I think about the way I got kicked out of my fraternity, I can't help but hate myself a little more.
Forum: Games and Things February 1st 2016, 02:37 AM
Replies: 10,496
Views: 501,634
Posted By MWF
Re: Say something you wish you could say to their face.

I apologize for getting too drunk. I won't do it again, thats for sure.
Forum: Religion and Spirituality, Science and Philosophy January 31st 2016, 09:47 PM
Replies: 656
Views: 70,743
Posted By MWF
Re: Prayer Requests Thread

I just got kicked out of my fraternity for being a fuckup. Pray for me that I become an un-fuckup.
Forum: Why Me? January 31st 2016, 09:24 PM
Replies: 10,852
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 467,970
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

WHY DO I HAVE TO BE SUCH A JACKASS
Forum: Games and Things January 31st 2016, 02:34 AM
Replies: 3,178
Views: 90,393
Posted By MWF
Re: Staff: Count to 50 before a regular member posts.

And now four.
Edit: Wrong game
Forum: Games and Things January 30th 2016, 09:22 PM
Replies: 3,644
Views: 99,690
Posted By MWF
Re: Count to 50 before a Moderator posts.

Oh shit, thats twelve?
Mein freunde, this is 13.
Forum: Games and Things January 30th 2016, 08:02 AM
Replies: 3,644
Views: 99,690
Posted By MWF
Re: Count to 50 before a Moderator posts.

eleven. But not twelve.

Not yet.
Forum: Games and Things January 29th 2016, 06:09 PM
Replies: 3,178
Views: 90,393
Posted By MWF
Re: Staff: Count to 50 before a regular member posts.

hungover... and zero
Forum: Games and Things January 28th 2016, 10:21 PM
Replies: 10,496
Views: 501,634
Posted By MWF
Re: Say something you wish you could say to their face.

I realized in my women and gender studies class that I was emotionally stunted on my way to becoming the hyper-masculine, seemingly emotionless self I am today. The way I am now makes it really hard...
Forum: Games and Things January 28th 2016, 11:58 AM
Replies: 3,178
Views: 90,393
Posted By MWF
Re: Staff: Count to 50 before a regular member posts.

I am in control of all things, including time.
Forum: Games and Things January 28th 2016, 09:07 AM
Replies: 3,178
Views: 90,393
Posted By MWF
Re: Staff: Count to 50 before a regular member posts.

Humans. You think you can beat me by taking advantage of a time zone difference?
Forum: Games and Things January 28th 2016, 05:29 AM
Replies: 3,178
Views: 90,393
Posted By MWF
Re: Staff: Count to 50 before a regular member posts.

I was offered sex with a 21 year old girl today. In exchange for that, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner. Of course I declined because I am a person with high moral standards...
Forum: Games and Things January 26th 2016, 10:12 PM
Replies: 3,644
Views: 99,690
Posted By MWF
Re: Count to 50 before a Moderator posts.

...........
-1.
Forum: Games and Things January 26th 2016, 10:06 AM
Replies: 3,178
Views: 90,393
Posted By MWF
Re: Staff: Count to 50 before a regular member posts.

Honestly, a lot can be learned through American politics; what motivates people on the left and right (right=amygdala/fear, left=cerebral cortex/reasoning), how right wing policies severely halt...
Forum: Games and Things January 26th 2016, 08:55 AM
Replies: 3,178
Views: 90,393
Posted By MWF
Re: Staff: Count to 50 before a regular member posts.

Bunch of hosers. Donald Trump, the guy who believes he's number one, while everyone else is number... zero.
Forum: Games and Things January 26th 2016, 05:26 AM
Replies: 3,178
Views: 90,393
Posted By MWF
Re: Staff: Count to 50 before a regular member posts.

Instead of counting up, name the most evil candidate in the US Presidential election. Or do it while counting up.
I'm going with Ted Cruz, as well as his vice-presidential candidate, The Number...
Forum: Games and Things January 26th 2016, 04:33 AM
Replies: 3,644
Views: 99,690
Posted By MWF
Re: Count to 50 before a Moderator posts.

Eight. If I get number 50, do I become a (paid) mod?
Forum: Games and Things January 26th 2016, 02:02 AM
Replies: 10,496
Views: 501,634
Posted By MWF
Re: Say something you wish you could say to their face.

Please accept me into your frat? I have no social life.
Forum: Games and Things January 25th 2016, 10:00 PM
Replies: 3,178
Views: 90,393
Posted By MWF
Re: Staff: Count to 50 before a regular member posts.

Nope. Not happening.
Forum: Games and Things January 25th 2016, 09:05 PM
Replies: 3,178
Views: 90,393
Posted By MWF
Re: Staff: Count to 50 before a regular member posts.

Heheheheh. I'm enjoying this. If you guys ever get to the 30s, I'll pull out the NSFW videos.
Forum: Education and Careers January 25th 2016, 06:43 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 2,361
Posted By MWF
Re: If you're a highschool senior and you've gotten acceptances from college, can you say that you're practically done with highschool?

Nope. Colleges still pay attention. Don't stop. Don't even slow down. At all.
If your teachers aren't Satan, they'll make the second semester easy, but you still have to finish.
There is nothing...
Forum: Games and Things January 25th 2016, 03:54 AM
Replies: 3,178
Views: 90,393
Posted By MWF
Re: Staff: Count to 50 before a regular member posts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXxCnt4SIMA
Forum: Why Me? January 23rd 2016, 05:55 PM
Replies: 10,852
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 467,970
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

I got so high I couldn't do anything. No way I'm still getting into that frat.
Forum: Religion and Spirituality, Science and Philosophy January 23rd 2016, 12:26 AM
Replies: 656
Views: 70,743
Posted By MWF
Re: Prayer Requests Thread

Pleeeeeeease pray that I get into the fraternity I'm looking at!
Forum: Games and Things January 23rd 2016, 12:25 AM
Replies: 3,178
Views: 90,393
Posted By MWF
Re: Staff: Count to 50 before a regular member posts.

(insert ridiculous Donald Trump quote here)
Forum: Why Me? January 22nd 2016, 07:42 PM
Replies: 10,852
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 467,970
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

The words out of the first girls I talked to in the college fraternity process:
"Is your mom a milf?"
"Which of us would you rather fuck?"
"What's your fetish?"
"What do you think our fetish is?"...
Forum: Games and Things January 22nd 2016, 01:57 AM
Replies: 3,178
Views: 90,393
Posted By MWF
Re: Staff: Count to 50 before a regular member posts.

My friends have been been stomped on, spit on, beat up, laughed at, and I for one have been kicked repeatedly in the balls. Several of my friends have been taken to the factories, or the "shelters"....
Forum: Games and Things January 21st 2016, 12:48 AM
Replies: 3,178
Views: 90,393
Posted By MWF
Re: Staff: Count to 50 before a regular member posts.

five. And furthermore, the mods, what, theres like, 3 of them? Bitch, please. We got this.



*any complaints about the word bitch should be sent to me via PM
Forum: Religion and Spirituality, Science and Philosophy January 19th 2016, 05:02 PM
Replies: 4
Triggering: Religion Problem
Views: 3,242
Posted By MWF
Re: Religion Problem

I always think its a better idea to wait until you're an adult to reveal things like this (being gay, atheism) because at 15, you can't trust everyone around you to take you seriously, including your...
Forum: Games and Things January 17th 2016, 10:03 PM
Replies: 3,644
Views: 99,690
Posted By MWF
Re: Count to 50 before a Moderator posts.

Eight. I took that picture though. And thats also my bear. His name is Jeff.
Forum: Games and Things January 16th 2016, 03:44 PM
Replies: 3,644
Views: 99,690
Posted By MWF
Re: Count to 50 before a Moderator posts.

Wait, what the fuck?! This is horseshoe! Eleven!

Edit: unspellchecking it back to horseshit
Forum: Goals and Ambitions January 16th 2016, 05:28 AM
Replies: 9,731
Views: 413,580
Posted By MWF
Re: Goal of the day!

Relax and finish the week strong; I relapsed for a day or two into depression.
Forum: Why Me? January 16th 2016, 05:24 AM
Replies: 10,852
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 467,970
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

Just ONCE can I have some courage and luck, and PLEASE find a girlfriend? I have the looks and more humility than anyone in the world! /s on the second
Forum: Games and Things January 16th 2016, 05:22 AM
Replies: 5,207
Views: 206,500
Posted By MWF
Re: What was the last TV Show/Film you watched? :)

Attack on Titan, bitches. Um.. pals.
Forum: Games and Things January 16th 2016, 05:21 AM
Replies: 3,644
Views: 99,690
Posted By MWF
Re: Count to 50 before a Moderator posts.

Ten And you wanna know why the mods will never win? Because they don't have Constant Vigilance, thats why. Like its literally impossible. It defies logic. Marx and Engels said that its only natural...
Forum: Games and Things January 16th 2016, 12:33 AM
Replies: 3,178
Views: 90,393
Posted By MWF
Re: Staff: Count to 50 before a regular member posts.

Nothing. Yeah. All us mother uckers gonna uck with your shi.
Forum: Games and Things January 16th 2016, 12:29 AM
Replies: 3,644
Views: 99,690
Posted By MWF
Re: Count to 50 before a Moderator posts.

Ten. As I've said before, the people cannot be beaten. You can sit on your high horse and mock us plebeians all you want, MODS, but you will never break our unbreakable spirit. We're like the Great...
Forum: Education and Careers January 14th 2016, 01:29 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 3,386
Posted By MWF
Re: About to get suspended from school

Looking back, I got called a faggot a billion times in grade school. Most of the time I'd laugh it off, but eventually I got sick of it. Its sucks though, because I could've destroyed that kid in a...
Forum: Why Me? January 13th 2016, 03:37 AM
Replies: 10,337
Triggering: Complaint of the day
Views: 381,498
Posted By MWF
Re: Complaint of the day

Fact: the cold shoulder (well, "giving her space", I guess) does nothing if the person periodically forgets you exist.
Hard to believe that after my one dream came true, the other one would get...
Forum: Why Me? January 12th 2016, 07:10 PM
Replies: 10,337
Triggering: Complaint of the day
Views: 381,498
Posted By MWF
Re: Complaint of the day

0-2 on dating opportunities today before I could really even try. Dare I shoot for 0-3 in Women's Studies later?
Forum: Why Me? January 10th 2016, 07:48 PM
Replies: 10,852
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 467,970
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

When you realize most of your foundation for recovering from depression was never really there at all...
Forum: Why Me? January 7th 2016, 03:37 AM
Replies: 10,852
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 467,970
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

1st day at my new school, and I already feel dumb as hell.
Forum: Why Me? January 6th 2016, 02:51 AM
Replies: 10,337
Triggering: Complaint of the day
Views: 381,498
Posted By MWF
Re: Complaint of the day

Twice in a row, yippee...
I'm gonna lose my love interest to a future NFL lineman. Well, at least I have an excuse.
*Banging head on wall* GODDAMMIT
Forum: Why Me? January 5th 2016, 09:18 PM
Replies: 10,337
Triggering: Complaint of the day
Views: 381,498
Posted By MWF
Re: Complaint of the day

As everybody is moving into my new dorm, I just realized my social skills are just as shitty as they always were. I'm basically hiding in my room until my roommate arrives.
Forum: Education and Careers January 5th 2016, 07:27 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 2,282
Posted By MWF
College Grant

My dream school that I transferred to just gave me a 4500 dollar grant... my old school, a lesser quality school, by the way, didn't even give me a dime.
Damn. Life is good right now.
Forum: Why Me? January 1st 2016, 01:46 AM
Replies: 10,852
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 467,970
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

Roll Tide. FUCK MSU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Forum: Relationships and Dating December 29th 2015, 02:30 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 3,606
Posted By MWF
Re: My Girlfriend bit my knob off whilst i was playing need for speed

If this means what I think it means, go to a doctor.
Forum: Why Me? December 29th 2015, 01:47 AM
Replies: 10,852
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 467,970
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

I always come here to scream about something and now I can't think of anything!!
Forum: Games and Things December 23rd 2015, 10:47 PM
Replies: 3,178
Views: 90,393
Posted By MWF
Re: Staff: Count to 50 before a regular member posts.

three? NOPE
Forum: Games and Things December 22nd 2015, 02:59 PM
Replies: 3,178
Views: 90,393
Posted By MWF
Re: Staff: Count to 50 before a regular member posts.

zero!!!!! HA! INTERNET TROLL, AWAY!!!!!!!!!!
Forum: Religion and Spirituality, Science and Philosophy December 17th 2015, 03:19 PM
Replies: 656
Views: 70,743
Posted By MWF
Re: Prayer Requests Thread

My life's dream and my entire future relies on my exam at 3. Please pray for me.
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