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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - November 29th 2013, 01:21 AM

The world may never know!

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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - November 29th 2013, 08:49 AM

Because they're all pointy and shiny.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - November 29th 2013, 11:12 AM

Because then we'd be unarmed and wouldn't win the fight.

Why has Christmas come round so fast?

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DeletedAccount71 Guest Edit avatar Posts: n/a	Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - December 1st 2013, 04:13 AM Because each year gets shorter and shorter. Why do I love shoes so much?

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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - December 2nd 2013, 07:54 PM

It's all because you always eat them, maybe with some chocolate spreading.

Why does my skin hurts when I hit a wine glass against my face?

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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - December 4th 2013, 08:16 PM

So it will be easier to play card games on them.

Why do people say that water is blue when it's actually pink?

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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - December 5th 2013, 08:19 PM

Because it's actually green.

How many potatoes can I stuff into stuffing?

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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - December 6th 2013, 08:48 AM

So you can release the Kraken!

How are potatoes made?

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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - December 6th 2013, 03:09 PM

By mashing up carrots.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - December 6th 2013, 03:14 PM

There is a construction work in your brain. The cerebrum midgets did it.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - December 7th 2013, 11:19 PM

To give it a buzz.

What's the meaning of a banana?

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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - December 8th 2013, 12:34 AM

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Their wings aren't flappy enough.

How many people can you fit into a carrot?

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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - December 14th 2013, 04:16 AM

Because they have nothing better to do.

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Why are you a man

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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - December 14th 2013, 11:21 AM

Because they yell "Gandalf" every time a tall guy with a beard walks past

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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - December 14th 2013, 12:41 PM

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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - December 18th 2013, 01:28 AM

Until their voice pierces through the heavens!

Do you like waffles?

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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - December 18th 2013, 11:57 PM

I like skies.

When did the last unicorn come out of the sky?

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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - December 19th 2013, 01:39 AM

When I last ate Lucky Charms.

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They have black blood

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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - December 21st 2013, 04:51 AM

Because nobody crossed the road

Why is the rain falling from the sky?

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DeletedAccount12 Guest Edit avatar Posts: n/a	Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - December 21st 2013, 05:13 AM Because dolphins are making a bunch of splashes in the ocean. Why is the sky blue?

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