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Re: Post the last thing to make you LOL. (Part 2) -
March 30th 2013, 05:57 AM
One of my friends decided to post an early April Fool's prank on Facebook. He said something along these lines:
"I just found out that if you accidentally type your password in a Facebook post or comment, it will be automatically turned into the * symbol.
*******
See?! Cool!"
In the first comment, someone else had typed ******, and in their second comment, they also talked about how cool it was.
Now, I didn't actually know it was an April Fool's prank... but since I was born on April Fool's Day, I was well aware of the approaching "holiday" (and the possibility of it being a prank). I called him out on it. Within a few minutes, three things happened: my friend got mad at me for ruining the prank, one of his cousins actually fell for it and posted her password, and my friend deleted everything (he's now alternating between "it was worth it" and "I feel horrible for doing it").
Re: Post the last thing to make you LOL. (Part 2) -
April 2nd 2013, 10:24 PM
The Mishapocalypse on tumblr.
And the fact my sister changed my desktop to a picture of Nicolas Cage for a prank yesterday
So I cut out pictures of Misha Collins and stuck them to all of her stuff.
Re: Post the last thing to make you LOL. (Part 2) -
April 4th 2013, 07:42 PM
Me: You're terrible at spelling.
Mom: No, I'm not! Shut up.
Me: No, you really are. Spell your (or you're - I didn't specify).
Mom: Y-o-u-r-apostrophe-e.
Me: No, mom. That's wrong. The apostrophe goes before the r.
Mom looks confused and says "oh, that's what I meant."
Me: Uh-huh. Spell apostrophe.
...and she walks away.
Bahahahahaha.
There is no beauty without somestrangeness.
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Oh, and then there's this. And I'll just copy and paste it to you guys because the link is sketchy:
After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, my wife is like most women - - she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Wal-Mart.
"Dear Mrs. Samsel,
Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr.Samsel are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.
1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.
2 . July 2 : Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away.'
5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.
6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department.
8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.
10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked t he clerk where the antidepressants were.
11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme.
12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels.
13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'
14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'
And last, but not least.
15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!'
Regards,
Wal-Mart Manager"
Re: Post the last thing to make you LOL. (Part 2) -
April 12th 2013, 12:31 PM
So... Haha... I filled a couple little cups with milk for a couple stray cats outside. They were pretty full to the top so I got my brother to hold the door open for me, then as I was standing there trying to keep them level my mom was like "wait a minute!", then my brother was like "Don't spill them. DON'T SPILL THEM!!!!!!!!" and I just started giggling and they started shaking. He started laughing then I was like "hahahhahaa" and the cups started shaking so horribly. Weird, I got them out there without spilling them! That was a miracle.
Re: Post the last thing to make you LOL. (Part 2) -
April 14th 2013, 05:14 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Koharuchan
Sooo...is there an...explanation behind this?
He lost a bet to the guy on the right.
To make this funny though, the guy on the right already had the costume for some reason. We're guessing he likes to wear it around when his wife isn't home.
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Re: Post the last thing to make you LOL. (Part 2) -
April 22nd 2013, 02:28 AM
My brother was playing a scary and hard game - Demon's Souls. He'd been playing it for a few hours while I'm on the couch on the lap-top. The phone rang and he jumped out of his seat. It was hilarious.
Re: Post the last thing to make you LOL. (Part 2) -
April 22nd 2013, 10:42 AM
My mom was trying to get a spider off the ceiling and it fell and she started screaming and then me, all the way on the other side of the room started screaming like a little school girl too. Then like 5 minutes later, she was like: "why did you scream too? "
Re: Post the last thing to make you LOL. (Part 2) -
April 26th 2013, 03:35 AM
The song "Viva La Gloria (Little Girl)" by Green Day....
just.... plug in headphones, turn it up, and just.... listen.... trust me you would jump and spaz out too....
Just clicky... and listen... and about 50 seconds in... if you have good headphones on.... just trust me
Re: Post the last thing to make you LOL. (Part 2) -
April 26th 2013, 07:19 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KepjJN9nBr0
This eejit was on national news here earlier. I almost died when I saw the description of the vid as well, "touch typing". (apologies for the poor quality of the video by the way )