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Re: Post the last thing to make you LOL. (Part 2) -
February 23rd 2013, 11:20 AM
Me and my brother were playing Resident Evil and we just started randomly talking about getting a new pet (my bunny passed away a month ago ), anyway here's how it went:
Me:
"aww a cute little white mouse?"
Him:
"Let's get a bat and feed the mouse to it!"
"A VAMPIRE bat. "
Me:
"Vampire bat!! HAHHAHA VAMPIRE BAT ROFL"
I just started laughing in tears, then he started laughing hysterically too and then he was like "wait, what's funny about that?" I really have no idea what that was all about.
Re: Post the last thing to make you LOL. (Part 2) -
February 28th 2013, 11:12 PM
My teacher: Hey (my last name), watcha got there?
Me: a yo-yo.....
My teacher: well dear, I'm sorry to tell you, but that's not a real yo-yo. Its knotted instead of looped in there. *takes yo-yo and unscrews it*
Me: Um...its a Duncan Butterfly... it works great.
My teacher: trust me, (my last name), I've had a couple yo-yo's in my time *takes out knife, pulls out the knot with the tip, and makes it a loop* "go ahead and try it now!"
Me: *yo-yo fail* it doesn't work now
My teacher: yeah but at least its legitament now. You'll get used to the switch.
-30 minutes later-
My friend: can I try it?
Me: yeah whatever
My friend: *yo-yo's it perfectly*
Me: let me see that *uses yo-yo* *string snaps due to my teachers wearing of the yarn with his stupid little knife*
..... fuck my life.
Re: Post the last thing to make you LOL. (Part 2) -
February 28th 2013, 11:15 PM
My friends and I were sitting in acting class and they told me there was a SUPER hot guy in the hallway waiting for the teacher to be done talking so he could come in. And they were FREAKING out over how hot this guy was. Saying that on a scale of one to ten, he was a twenty. So I was very anxious to see who this guy was and have him walk in so I could join in on the fun.
But the teacher kept talking and talking and talking but once he stopped, my friends and I walked over to the door so I could peek outside and see this "hot guy". So I look outside and no one is there at all. So I turn to my friends and say, "DANG IT. I wanted to see this super cute guy and I missed him!" and then my friends just stared at me blank faced for about ten seconds before one of them decided to clue me in that he was right behind me and I was blocking his way into the classroom. So he had heard everything and just smiled at me and said, "Well.... Here I am...."
When you can't find your way home,
and when life gets too hard to face on your own.
I will stand as a light through the darkness unknown,
Re: Post the last thing to make you LOL. (Part 2) -
March 3rd 2013, 04:11 PM
So... yesterday at a show choir competition... my crush (like... major crush) came. and I came. Therefore we were the only two from our friend group (HUGE ADVANTAGE BY ME AND HE SORT OF KISSED ME!). Anyways, he wore this hat all day... and his mom walked by and pulled it off because she knew what was... um... the problem with it....
Just... attachment... down there :P
Bahahahahahaha
I couldn't contain myself :3
Re: Post the last thing to make you LOL. (Part 2) -
March 4th 2013, 09:44 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjVKYzy4ek8
The orange joke at 1.01 in
Orange: Knock knock
Fred: Who's there
Orange: Knock knock
Fred: Erm, Who's there
Orange: Knock knock
Fred: Who's there
Orange: Knock knock
Fred: Who is there?!
Orange: Knock knock
Fred: WHO'S THERE?!
Orange: Knock knock
Fred: I AM GOING TO SQUEEZE YOU TO DEATH IF YOU DON'T TELL ME WHO IS THERE.
Orange: Knock knock
Fred: WHOOOO'SSSS THERE?!?!?!?!?! WHO IS THERE JUST TELL ME GOD.
Orange: Orange
Fred: Orange who?
Orange: Orange you glad I didn't say knock knock again.
Gets me every time.
’Happiness can be found in the darkest of times, if only one remembers to turn on the light.’
Re: Post the last thing to make you LOL. (Part 2) -
March 17th 2013, 11:42 PM
I didn't know they could kick you off! Hahaha
this conversation with my ex
[6:32:01 PM] Cody: Meh
[6:32:09 PM] Tay: bleh
[6:32:16 PM] Tay: that smileyface is so fucking happy
[6:32:21 PM] Cody: I KNOW!
[6:32:30 PM] Tay: i need one that isn't smiling but has its tongue out.
[6:32:33 PM] Tay: seriously
[6:34:20 PM] Cody: lol how about ;p
[6:34:49 PM] Tay: no that ones happy too. its like. sexy winking tongue.
[6:34:53 PM] Tay: i need sad tongue
[6:35:00 PM] Cody: q:
[6:35:06 PM] Cody: backwards!
[6:35:06 PM] Tay: .... seems legit
[6:35:19 PM] Cody: I have to go to musical. Talk to you in a couple hours
[6:35:26 PM] Cody: FUCK!
[6:35:28 PM] Cody: q:
[6:35:30 PM] Cody: THer
[6:35:30 PM] Cody: e
[6:35:32 PM] Cody: *THere
[6:35:40 PM] Cody: *there
[6:35:40 PM] Cody: GOD DAMN IT!
[6:35:42 PM] Tay: haha wow, real mature, byez cody
[6:35:44 PM] Cody: Rage Quite.
[6:35:48 PM] Cody: *QUit.
[6:35:49 PM] Cody: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
[6:35:54 PM] Tay: hahaha
[6:35:56 PM] Cody: I hate my life... -_-
Re: Post the last thing to make you LOL. (Part 2) -
March 19th 2013, 11:54 PM
It's not the last thing that made me LOL, but it's too funny not to share. So. Em and I were at the zoo, and we were looking at monkeys. She was reading the sign and it said that the monkeys would be bad pets to have - partly because they don't potty train very well. As soon as she finished reading that, a monkey on a tree branch looked straight at us and peed.
I don't think I've ever laughed so much at something in my life, and it STILL makes me LOL. So. Yeah.
There is no beauty without somestrangeness.
-EAP-
♥
Re: Post the last thing to make you LOL. (Part 2) -
March 20th 2013, 03:04 PM
Choir teacher proposes the question in women's choir: what would you girls do if you were a guy for a day?
Girls: *giggle giggle giggle*
Teacher: alright then, next question-
Girls: wait what would you do if you were a girl??
Teacher: ....heh....um..... let's not go into this subject...
Re: Post the last thing to make you LOL. (Part 2) -
March 26th 2013, 10:37 PM
Two things:
One, this guy at lunch screams: "GET THE H*LL UP OR I'LL F*CK YOUR UNBORN SISTER!" (see, I sort of thought this was bad, and so I decided, eh, I better use *s). The really really funny part about that? the principal was right behind him.... HA!
Second, I got the part of "Lucy The Slut" (pardon my language in this guys, I'm being serious) in the play, Avenue Q.
And this is what I get to sing, me, the awkward, stage-fright girl: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vttQxqFZQYk