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Re: Post the last thing to make you LOL. (Part 2) -
July 17th 2013, 05:28 AM
[While watching Doctor Who for the first time]
Mom: Whatcha watchin?
Me: Doctor Who.
Mom: Doctor what?
Me: Who.
Mom: Who what?
Me: Doctor Who.
Mom: Doctor WHO??
Me: The SHOW is called Doctor Who.
Mom: WHO IS WHO?!
Me: Oh my god, mom.
Re: Post the last thing to make you LOL. (Part 2) -
July 17th 2013, 06:29 AM
So, I'm doing a workbook that I was assigned in therapy. "Now, do a relaxing activity. Read a long historical novel...." What? How is that relaxing? And Trish almost pissing herself on cam made it 8424 times funnier.
wanderlust consumed her;
foreign hearts & exotic minds compelled her.
she had a gypsy soul
and a vibrant heart for the unknown.
-d. marie
Re: Post the last thing to make you LOL. (Part 2) -
July 20th 2013, 02:06 AM
So here I am reading these surveys my grandparents work sent out when I came across something ironic and funny.
It had a question asking what the person thought about Obamas presidency. The person answered "very dissatisfied" and then wrote beside it, "He's a freaking idoit"
How ironic is that? You're calling someone an idiot and spell idoit instead. Wow. Just wow.
When I'm sad I think, "I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt!"
You can't change fate, but you can change your attitude towards it.
Former user: xArchDreamerx
Re: Post the last thing to make you LOL. (Part 2) -
August 12th 2013, 03:51 PM
My uncle apparently walked around Las Vegas yelling "dude, where do I get on the douche?!? I need to get on a douche!!!!" when he really meant a deuce (bus)....
Re: Post the last thing to make you LOL. (Part 2) -
August 20th 2013, 10:16 PM
My 8th grade sister's crush, I'll just call him A, he comes up to her today, puts his arm around her (for absolutely no reason considering he's older than her and is now at high school), and says in this prophetic voice, "Fear NOT my dear Lady, for across the Desert is the Promise LAND!" and walks away....
Re: Post the last thing to make you LOL. (Part 2) -
August 23rd 2013, 08:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Donna Noble
How many ears does Kirk have?
A right ear, a left ear, and the final front ear.
Seriously I told this joke in the car today and then nearly choked.
STAR TREK TOS. <3 Of course, I had to tell my boyfriend as soon as I read this. He paused for a second, smirked, then said, "okay, I'll permit it." He doesn't usually like the jokes I tell him, hee hee.
Re: Post the last thing to make you LOL. (Part 2) -
August 26th 2013, 08:09 PM
At work in the morning my manager was talking about all the things needing done because the place was a disaster. She said she'd help sort out the men's underwear because she found them interesting, but more so when they were on her bedroom floor. Then this male customer who was stood behind her the whole time held up an unopened pack of boxer shorts like "Excuse me, can I exchange these for another size?"
Throw those curtains wide
One day like this a year would see me right
Do you ever get a little bit tired of life
Like you're not really happy but you don't wanna die
Like you're hanging by a thread but you gotta survive
'Cause you gotta survive