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Ambushed By Religion.
Posted August 23rd 2010 at 05:55 PM by LlamaLlamaDuck
Today was my first day of life as a college student.
Not exactly my best day either if I’m honest.
After lunch I had Healthcare Numeracy which I almost fell asleep in at least 6 times. The college has no air conditioning. And the windows don’t open. The result of this is either a classroom that could make you pass out with the heat, or a classroom that Eskimos would find cold. There is no in between. Joy. Luckily the tutor took pity on us and we got a half hour break instead of 15 minutes in the middle of the 3 hour class. I found a quiet spot in the library to read my book (The Ween Witch - Check it out! Fascinating!) when this weird lecturer came up to me.
Crazy Lady: Ooh witches! Good book?
Me: Uhm…Yeah…It’s alright… *Who the Hell are you?*
Crazy Lady: Do you believe in witches?
Me: …Yeah. *Never heard of the religion, lady?*
Crazy Lady: Are YOU a witch??
Me: No. I’m not. *…*
Crazy Lady: Do you read your bible?
Me: No… *Why would I do that?*
Crazy Lady: Do you HAVE a bible?
Me: No… *And why would I even want one?*
Crazy Lady: If you had one, would you read it?
Me: Probably not *Uh hello! Can’t you see I’m trying to read? I don’t want a bible!*
Crazy Lady: Why not.
Me: Uhm… Well because I have a lot of… Of other books I like to read that I think are… Better… *Like How to Watch Paint Dry…*
Crazy Lady: You should read a bible sometime, I’ll let you get back to your book, bye! *scary smile*
Me: Uh…Bye… *W.T.F…*
It was weird. The college isn’t supposed to be religious. Though I was wearing a To Write Love On Her Arms shirt and dog tag and that’s kinda Christian… Guess it’s a good thing I chose today not to wear my Pentagram necklace or she might have burned me at the stake or something… I was having visions of her spraying me with water and shouting shit about renouncing the devil. Pft.
I just hope I never meet her again.
Not exactly my best day either if I’m honest.
After lunch I had Healthcare Numeracy which I almost fell asleep in at least 6 times. The college has no air conditioning. And the windows don’t open. The result of this is either a classroom that could make you pass out with the heat, or a classroom that Eskimos would find cold. There is no in between. Joy. Luckily the tutor took pity on us and we got a half hour break instead of 15 minutes in the middle of the 3 hour class. I found a quiet spot in the library to read my book (The Ween Witch - Check it out! Fascinating!) when this weird lecturer came up to me.
Crazy Lady: Ooh witches! Good book?
Me: Uhm…Yeah…It’s alright… *Who the Hell are you?*
Crazy Lady: Do you believe in witches?
Me: …Yeah. *Never heard of the religion, lady?*
Crazy Lady: Are YOU a witch??
Me: No. I’m not. *…*
Crazy Lady: Do you read your bible?
Me: No… *Why would I do that?*
Crazy Lady: Do you HAVE a bible?
Me: No… *And why would I even want one?*
Crazy Lady: If you had one, would you read it?
Me: Probably not *Uh hello! Can’t you see I’m trying to read? I don’t want a bible!*
Crazy Lady: Why not.
Me: Uhm… Well because I have a lot of… Of other books I like to read that I think are… Better… *Like How to Watch Paint Dry…*
Crazy Lady: You should read a bible sometime, I’ll let you get back to your book, bye! *scary smile*
Me: Uh…Bye… *W.T.F…*
It was weird. The college isn’t supposed to be religious. Though I was wearing a To Write Love On Her Arms shirt and dog tag and that’s kinda Christian… Guess it’s a good thing I chose today not to wear my Pentagram necklace or she might have burned me at the stake or something… I was having visions of her spraying me with water and shouting shit about renouncing the devil. Pft.
I just hope I never meet her again.
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This made me lol
Posted August 23rd 2010 at 07:04 PM by Power Cosmic
