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Wink In My Pants - October 31st 2012, 06:45 AM

I had this thread around 2009 and got hundreds of replies so i thought i'd bring it back.

Basically you say the title of the song your listening to and end it with "in my pants."


Dirty Little Secret in my pants.


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Re: In My Pants - October 31st 2012, 10:24 PM

It's time... in my pants.



   
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Re: In My Pants - November 2nd 2012, 02:10 PM

Little Things in my pants. xD
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Re: In My Pants - November 2nd 2012, 02:33 PM

Read all about it in my pants.


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Re: In My Pants - November 2nd 2012, 03:35 PM

My hand just happens to be....in my pants ;D


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Re: In My Pants - November 2nd 2012, 05:40 PM

I'm not listening to a song right now but can I pleeeease share a story?

My friends and I would do this in actual social situations, and one night, we were at Denny's at like 2AM, and we had decided that whatever we ordered, you had to finish it with "in my pants." So after the last guy ordered his food, ("can I have Denny's slamburger in my pants") we got the waiter to say the whole thing, "in my pants" included! He's now my favorite waiter there, and still remembers me even though this happened like 3 years ago.

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Re: In My Pants - November 2nd 2012, 06:13 PM

One shot at glory in my pants
   
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Re: In My Pants - November 2nd 2012, 08:47 PM

Going under in my pants

ooer ...



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Re: In My Pants - November 2nd 2012, 09:19 PM

Crazy bitch in my pants



   
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Re: In My Pants - November 2nd 2012, 09:19 PM

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Re: In My Pants - November 2nd 2012, 09:30 PM

Boytoy baby in my pants



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Re: In My Pants - November 3rd 2012, 12:35 AM

Hahahaha! Candyland in my pants!
Candyland is already a very...uh....perverted song :3
   
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Re: In My Pants - November 3rd 2012, 02:43 AM

Eight-Dollar Engagement Rings in my pants...


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Re: In My Pants - November 3rd 2012, 03:07 AM

Alive Again in my pants....



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Re: In My Pants - November 3rd 2012, 06:40 AM

Moves Like Jagger....in my pants. xD


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Re: In My Pants - November 3rd 2012, 07:28 AM

Here for a good time... in my pants.
   
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Re: In My Pants - November 3rd 2012, 09:07 AM

Welcome to wherever you are... in my pants!

This got a weak smile out of me, since I did this a while ago and got Hey Mama in my pants and that tops. Even if it adds a bit more of a perverted sence of it.

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Re: In My Pants - November 4th 2012, 12:40 AM

Monster in my pants...oh dear.


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Re: In My Pants - November 4th 2012, 12:52 AM

Give me Love in my pants.... no comment





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Re: In My Pants - November 4th 2012, 05:14 AM

Your Love Never fails.... in my pants.

No comment dude, no comment....

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Re: In My Pants - November 4th 2012, 06:17 AM

Silence in my pants.
   
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Re: In My Pants - November 4th 2012, 06:19 AM

Explosions in my pants.
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Re: In My Pants - November 4th 2012, 06:28 AM

No Eye Has Seen in My Pants. I'm glad about that

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Re: In My Pants - November 5th 2012, 01:52 AM

Living Dead Girl...in my pants.

That's just, ew.


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Re: In My Pants - November 5th 2012, 12:28 PM

It's Cold in my pants xD


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Re: In My Pants - November 6th 2012, 05:15 PM

Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off.....in my pants.



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Re: In My Pants - November 6th 2012, 05:29 PM

A Scarlet Premonition... in my pants O.o


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Re: In My Pants - November 7th 2012, 04:30 PM

Between You and I in my pants....xD


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Re: In My Pants - November 7th 2012, 06:08 PM

Ass like that in my pants.

oooer...



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Re: In My Pants - November 7th 2012, 06:50 PM

Hottest girl in the world in my pants.

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Re: In My Pants - November 7th 2012, 07:16 PM

Please don't say you love me...in my pants.


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Re: In My Pants - November 7th 2012, 08:23 PM

Please don't touch... in my pants.
   
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Re: In My Pants - November 7th 2012, 10:13 PM

I Need a Doctor in my pants :')


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Re: In My Pants - November 7th 2012, 10:56 PM

Little things .. In my pants.
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Re: In My Pants - November 9th 2012, 06:10 PM

Pain...in my pants.



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Re: In My Pants - November 9th 2012, 06:47 PM

Forest For Rest... in my pants >__<


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Re: In My Pants - November 9th 2012, 07:18 PM

A sailor ain't a sailor... in my pants

what the hell have I been doing


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Re: In My Pants - November 10th 2012, 03:49 PM

Finding myself in my pants xD



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Re: In My Pants - November 10th 2012, 04:40 PM

Dare you to scream in my pants....



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Re: In My Pants - November 10th 2012, 10:17 PM

Some Riot... in my pants.

Haha, that was great!


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...And it's breaking my heart to pour like the rain
Brother of mine, don't run with those fuckers
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