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Forum: Drugs, Alcohol and Addiction March 10th 2014, 01:28 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 3,793
Posted By Spiderpig
Re: Nicotine addiction gone too far.

While I am unsure of the legalities of smoking in your country as to your age, you could always ask your parents to buy you some E-cigs. These would be a useful method to help give up smoking and are...
Forum: Games and Things March 10th 2014, 01:03 AM
Replies: 4,871
Views: 147,948
Posted By Spiderpig
Re: What are you craving?

Right now I'd love a big glass of freshly squeezed orange juice.
Forum: Food and Recipes March 10th 2014, 12:29 AM
Replies: 5,337
Views: 194,674
Posted By Spiderpig
Re: What's for dinner?

Tonight we had had macaroni cheese. It was so delicious that I'm going to post the recipe.
Forum: Why Me? March 9th 2014, 04:54 PM
Replies: 10,617
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 331,372
Posted By Spiderpig
Re: Screaming thread.

Knowing full well the farm needs as much help as possible, you fly off to Monaco and leave me and my sisters to run it. You're an irresponsible, self-centred lousy mother. :mad:
Forum: Drugs, Alcohol and Addiction March 9th 2014, 12:52 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 3,793
Posted By Spiderpig
Re: Nicotine addiction gone too far.

Hello Dan :)

Ask a pharmacist about how to give up smoking. They should be able to offer you an over-the-counter product that will help wean you off the nicotine addition. These products come in...
Forum: Why Me? March 9th 2014, 12:33 AM
Replies: 10,617
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 331,372
Posted By Spiderpig
Re: Screaming thread.

I have just told my close protection officer Mark all you have written. All. I am very, very angry and distrust you.

[Edit by Adam the Fish]

Take this as your only warning, you bastard. I am...
Forum: Games and Things March 7th 2014, 10:05 PM
Replies: 4,871
Views: 147,948
Posted By Spiderpig
Re: What are you craving?

I'm craving a nice pot of tea right now, like Jamirah golden tipped.
Forum: Food and Recipes March 7th 2014, 10:04 PM
Replies: 5,337
Views: 194,674
Posted By Spiderpig
Re: What's for dinner?

Last night's wonderful curry was consigned to the freezer. Instead I went our with family and enjoyed steak and chips.
Forum: Why Me? March 7th 2014, 09:52 PM
Replies: 10,617
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 331,372
Posted By Spiderpig
Re: Screaming thread.

I know you read what I post on this forum, and though I detest family nosiness, want to tell you that the tobacco I smoke is entirely is paid for out of my own pocket. You have no goddamn right...
Forum: Games and Things March 7th 2014, 01:47 PM
Replies: 4,871
Views: 147,948
Posted By Spiderpig
Re: What are you craving?

A pint of tea will very nicely right now.
Forum: Fashion and Style March 7th 2014, 01:46 PM
Replies: 1,525
Views: 47,909
Posted By Spiderpig
Re: What are you wearing?

A boiler suit, jumper and wellies. Still at work.
Forum: Games and Things March 7th 2014, 01:43 PM
Replies: 1,714
Views: 39,840
Posted By Spiderpig
Re: True or False?

True

You adore Oriental food.
Forum: Food and Recipes March 7th 2014, 01:42 PM
Replies: 5,337
Views: 194,674
Posted By Spiderpig
Re: What's for dinner?

Tonight we have a second round of my fantastic curry made last night.
Forum: Self Harm March 7th 2014, 01:41 PM
Replies: 1,676
Views: 70,423
Posted By Spiderpig
Re: How are you beating Self Harm?

Finally I have overcome SH. I am feeling so good!
Forum: Games and Things March 7th 2014, 01:40 PM
Replies: 5,197
Views: 158,384
Posted By Spiderpig
Forum: Games and Things March 7th 2014, 01:39 PM
Replies: 10,419
Views: 403,287
Posted By Spiderpig
Re: Say something you wish you could say to their face.

Don't send me out supermarket shopping only to keep phoning asking for extra groceries. It's hard enough grubbing around sweaty grumpy housewives only to reach checkout before you're bleating down...
Forum: Fashion and Style March 4th 2014, 11:05 PM
Replies: 1,525
Views: 47,909
Posted By Spiderpig
Re: What are you wearing?

Still wearing my green ranger hoodie and combat trousers after coming back in from the cold.
Forum: Fashion and Style March 4th 2014, 11:03 PM
Replies: 351
Views: 17,287
Posted By Spiderpig
Re: What colour nail polish are you wearing? :)

No coloured nail polish when I'm working. After all, what use is shimmery purple with gold flecks when swinging on cow's udders at milking time? :nosweat: So, nope. Just clear nail varnish for me...
Forum: Food and Recipes March 4th 2014, 06:35 PM
Replies: 5,337
Views: 194,674
Posted By Spiderpig
Re: What's for dinner?

Chicken biryani with lots of special fried rice
Forum: Fashion and Style March 4th 2014, 06:25 PM
Replies: 1,525
Views: 47,909
Posted By Spiderpig
Re: What are you wearing?

Jeans, jumper and flipflops. It's a bit chilly tonight.
Forum: Food and Recipes March 3rd 2014, 02:32 PM
Replies: 5,337
Views: 194,674
Posted By Spiderpig
Re: What's for dinner?

Tonight is a Meze, a lovely buffet of help yourself gannetary. Olives, feta, crusty bread and salami, cherry tomatoes and the most delicious sinful looking chocolate trifle ever! :haha:
Forum: Games and Things March 3rd 2014, 02:30 PM
Replies: 4,871
Views: 147,948
Posted By Spiderpig
Re: What are you craving?

A nice fat juicy steak. With chips. Mmmmm!
Forum: Food and Recipes February 24th 2014, 09:57 PM
Replies: 5,337
Views: 194,674
Posted By Spiderpig
Re: What's for dinner?

Tonight's dinner was delious roast pork and apples, the apples caramalizing to perfection around the piggy leg. Its crackling tasted sublime; the roast meal was accompanied by roasted potatoes done...
Forum: Games and Things February 24th 2014, 09:46 PM
Replies: 4,871
Views: 147,948
Posted By Spiderpig
Re: What are you craving?

A sugary jam donut to dip into my hot chocolate would be just dandy right now.
Forum: Education and Careers February 24th 2014, 09:45 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 3,418
Posted By Spiderpig
Re: College Grocery Shopping

Farmer's markets are super a source of fresh fruit and vegetable bargains, far cheaper than any store in town. Arrive about an hour before they finish trading for the day and you should be almost...
Forum: Games and Things February 24th 2014, 09:33 PM
Replies: 1,714
Views: 39,840
Posted By Spiderpig
Re: True or False?

False

You enjoy walking in the rain.
Forum: Music February 24th 2014, 04:13 PM
Replies: 1,371
Views: 43,852
Posted By Spiderpig
Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now?

I'm listening to one of my sisters swearing because she's just been grounded. :dem:
Forum: Games and Things February 24th 2014, 04:06 PM
Replies: 10,419
Views: 403,287
Posted By Spiderpig
Re: Say something you wish you could say to their face.

Mum you didn't have to email me such crap that isn't true. Being straight up to my face is one thing, but abusive emails just go into my trashbin.
Forum: Fashion and Style February 24th 2014, 04:03 PM
Replies: 1,525
Views: 47,909
Posted By Spiderpig
Re: What are you wearing?

Jeans, slippers, woolly jumper and barefoot.
Forum: Fashion and Style February 24th 2014, 11:32 AM
Replies: 1,525
Views: 47,909
Posted By Spiderpig
Re: What are you wearing?

I'm about to hit the farm which means mud and more mud so it's jeans and a nice warm woolly jumper, Wellington boots and my Barbour wax jacket and a black leather hat to help sluice a sudden...
Forum: Sex and Puberty February 24th 2014, 10:12 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 5,960
Posted By Spiderpig
Re: my friend asked me if i want to see his erection?

Being candid I think you have asked this question elsewhere, so already know the answer and, to many of your other questions. Do please take care. Olive, wherever you go in life, take good advice...
Forum: Religion and Spirituality, Science and Philosophy February 24th 2014, 10:05 AM
Replies: 504
Views: 63,835
Posted By Spiderpig
Re: Your Religious and/or Spiritual Beliefs

When I became adopted, I decided to follow my mother in becoming Russian Orthodox. It was by far the wisest most pain-free decision which I've never regretted because the friendship in this church...
Forum: Games and Things February 21st 2014, 11:59 PM
Replies: 4,871
Views: 147,948
Posted By Spiderpig
Re: What are you craving?

Pot Noodle Curry Flavour (again).
Forum: Education and Careers February 21st 2014, 11:58 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 3,418
Posted By Spiderpig
Re: College Grocery Shopping

I recommend you Delia Smith's 'One is Fun', a wonderful cookbook on how to make very cheap meals on a budget. The good news is, you can buy it 'used in good/v.good condition' on Amazon for next to...
Forum: Music February 13th 2014, 02:23 PM
Replies: 1,371
Views: 43,852
Posted By Spiderpig
Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now?

Counting Cars by Snowpatrol
Forum: Games and Things February 13th 2014, 02:22 PM
Replies: 1,714
Views: 39,840
Posted By Spiderpig
Re: True or False?

False though it's raining.

You swim as good as a dolphin.
Forum: Games and Things February 12th 2014, 03:25 AM
Replies: 10,419
Views: 403,287
Posted By Spiderpig
Re: Say something you wish you could say to their face.

I've always been empathic when it comes to sensing situations, and much as I have tried to fit in with the forum, I just don't think it's going to work out here so I am actively looking elsewhere. I...
Forum: Games and Things February 11th 2014, 10:43 AM
Replies: 10,419
Views: 403,287
Posted By Spiderpig
Re: Say something you wish you could say to their face.

I kicked your vacuum cleaner down the stairs; it was a Dyson. On impact it made such a splendid breaking sound that I nearly orgasmed with pleasure. :dem:

But, I have had enough of it. The Dyson...
Forum: Music February 10th 2014, 06:20 PM
Replies: 1,371
Views: 43,852
Posted By Spiderpig
Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now?

The weather forecast on TV Torrential rain) where the forecaster has just reminded us viewers to take an umbrella when going out. :nosweat:
Forum: Games and Things February 10th 2014, 06:18 PM
Replies: 1,714
Views: 39,840
Posted By Spiderpig
Re: True or False?

False :haha:

You're a biker.
Forum: Fashion and Style February 10th 2014, 05:51 PM
Replies: 1,525
Views: 47,909
Posted By Spiderpig
Re: What are you wearing?

Biker's black leather jacket, skinnies and boots. Just come in from outside. Chilly tonight!
Forum: Games and Things February 10th 2014, 09:43 AM
Replies: 4,871
Views: 147,948
Posted By Spiderpig
Re: What are you craving?

Black coffee with a dash of vanilla essence.
Forum: Why Me? February 8th 2014, 09:24 PM
Replies: 10,617
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 331,372
Posted By Spiderpig
Re: Screaming thread.

Trying attaching milking tubes to a cow that's just cranked its tail up and you're underneath trying to push the tubes onto its udders when - :dem:

The phrase "It's a shit scene, man" takes on...
Forum: Food and Recipes February 7th 2014, 10:27 PM
Replies: 5,337
Views: 194,674
Posted By Spiderpig
Re: What's for dinner?

Tonight was beefy stew and suet dumplings and mashed taters. Mark had his crunchy roasties does specially by my little sis.

I didn't get any. *)
Forum: Food and Recipes February 6th 2014, 11:34 PM
Replies: 5,337
Views: 194,674
Posted By Spiderpig
Re: What's for dinner?

Mexican chilli chicken in a casserole with new potatoes
Forum: Games and Things February 6th 2014, 11:32 PM
Replies: 1,714
Views: 39,840
Posted By Spiderpig
Re: True or False?

Very true. :)

You wear a snorkel and flippers when walking outside in exceptionally wet weather.
Forum: Games and Things February 6th 2014, 11:31 PM
Replies: 897
Views: 26,849
Posted By Spiderpig
Re: Silly Bans Game

I ban you for being incredibly helpful.
Forum: Music February 6th 2014, 11:29 PM
Replies: 1,371
Views: 43,852
Posted By Spiderpig
Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now?

I'm listening to my little sister Kitty belching like a drain. :dem:
Forum: Music January 26th 2014, 12:29 AM
Replies: 1,371
Views: 43,852
Posted By Spiderpig
Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now?

Tawny owls serenading each other. :)
Forum: Games and Things January 25th 2014, 11:55 PM
Replies: 5,197
Views: 158,384
Posted By Spiderpig
Re: What was the last TV Show/Film you watched? :)

Die Another Day, a Bond film I fell asleep during. :haha:
Forum: Games and Things January 24th 2014, 10:04 PM
Replies: 1,714
Views: 39,840
Posted By Spiderpig
Re: True or False?

False. Shipped out last year, thank goodness!

You know a cheeky boy.
Forum: Games and Things January 23rd 2014, 11:47 PM
Replies: 1,714
Views: 39,840
Posted By Spiderpig
Re: True or False?

False. Hate it.

You like visiting museums.
Forum: Games and Things January 23rd 2014, 03:47 PM
Replies: 1,714
Views: 39,840
Posted By Spiderpig
Re: True or False?

False, just a chorus of bleating lambs. :haha:

You've finished all your school's homework and have the rest of the night off.
Forum: Fashion and Style January 23rd 2014, 03:45 PM
Replies: 351
Views: 17,287
Posted By Spiderpig
Re: What colour nail polish are you wearing? :)

I don't wear any except clear varnish. In my job, nice nail polish soon gets messed up.
Forum: Games and Things January 23rd 2014, 12:13 PM
Replies: 4,871
Views: 147,948
Posted By Spiderpig
Re: What are you craving?

Right now I''m craving an egg mayo sammich, a Pot Noddle Curry Flavour and a bowl of oven ready chips.
Forum: Games and Things January 22nd 2014, 10:40 PM
Replies: 1,714
Views: 39,840
Posted By Spiderpig
Re: True or False?

Erm, only sometimes (mostly 'False')

You clear up in Mum's kitchen after making cookies. ;)
Forum: Chit-Chat January 22nd 2014, 10:31 PM
Replies: 1,285
Views: 107,261
Posted By Spiderpig
Re: The "Wow! Look at my post count!" Thread

Last time I looked I was still in the 100's, but Mum on some other forum had clocked up over 11,000 posts! Don't know how she found the time when keeping a beady eye out for little me. :hehe:
Forum: Games and Things January 22nd 2014, 01:10 PM
Replies: 1,714
Views: 39,840
Posted By Spiderpig
Re: True or False?

False :haha:

You ride a bicycle
Forum: Music January 22nd 2014, 01:09 PM
Replies: 1,371
Views: 43,852
Posted By Spiderpig
Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now?

A hen blackbird making a dickens of a clatter because there's a cat nearby.
Forum: Technology, Gamers and Gadgets January 22nd 2014, 01:08 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 12,329
Posted By Spiderpig
Re: Guide To Buying A Computer

I was only thinking the other day how astonishing computer technology has advanced.
Forum: Self Harm January 21st 2014, 09:47 AM
Replies: 1,676
Views: 70,423
Posted By Spiderpig
Re: How are you beating Self Harm?

One coping method I find good is to avoid certain types of music that will trigger my past; I just turn it off if it's on the radio. I also avoid violent movies and spooky stuff.
Forum: Games and Things January 21st 2014, 09:44 AM
Replies: 1,714
Views: 39,840
Posted By Spiderpig
Re: True or False?

True :)

You've danced all night.
Forum: Games and Things January 21st 2014, 09:42 AM
Replies: 10,419
Views: 403,287
Posted By Spiderpig
Re: Say something you wish you could say to their face.

Since last evening the police have been called, so watch your step! Internet harassment will not be tolerated!
Forum: Games and Things January 20th 2014, 10:55 PM
Replies: 10,419
Views: 403,287
Posted By Spiderpig
Re: Say something you wish you could say to their face.

Internet trolls have had field days with my online life, but some of my more tender hearted online friends don't have it in them to bite back. These trolls and troublemakers are very careful in...
Forum: Games and Things January 20th 2014, 10:45 PM
Replies: 1,714
Views: 39,840
Posted By Spiderpig
Re: True or False?

False. But no way in winter time. :haha:

You've just helped mum washing up after dinner.
Forum: Music January 20th 2014, 10:44 PM
Replies: 1,371
Views: 43,852
Posted By Spiderpig
Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now?

Bobina's Time & Tide, the original release.
Forum: Games and Things January 18th 2014, 11:43 PM
Replies: 1,714
Views: 39,840
Posted By Spiderpig
Re: True or False?

True!

You've milked a cow. XD
Forum: Games and Things January 18th 2014, 05:04 PM
Replies: 1,714
Views: 39,840
Posted By Spiderpig
Re: True or False?

False

Tonight you're out on a Girl Nite
Forum: Games and Things January 18th 2014, 12:48 AM
Replies: 10,419
Views: 403,287
Posted By Spiderpig
Re: Say something you wish you could say to their face.

I'd like to see you and your family locked up for what you did to mum and me. :crying:
Forum: Games and Things January 18th 2014, 12:46 AM
Replies: 1,714
Views: 39,840
Posted By Spiderpig
Re: True or False?

False

You have built a snow angel.
Forum: Games and Things January 17th 2014, 07:36 PM
Replies: 1,714
Views: 39,840
Posted By Spiderpig
Re: True or False?

True, it's an owl hooting. :)

You love cooked breakfasts at weekends.
Forum: Goals and Ambitions January 17th 2014, 07:34 PM
Replies: 9,549
Views: 318,611
Posted By Spiderpig
Re: Goal of the day!

Fill the dishwasher Part 3
(empty first). Meh
Forum: Why Me? January 17th 2014, 07:32 PM
Replies: 10,617
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 331,372
Posted By Spiderpig
Re: Screaming thread.

Singing boy band crap into your hairbrush is going to get said hairbrush put where the sun don't shine if you don't STFU. @-@
Forum: Good Days! January 17th 2014, 07:27 PM
Replies: 1,489
Views: 50,259
Posted By Spiderpig
Re: What have you achieved today?

Today arrived a large shipment of exotic plants and palms which I replanted in one of my greenhouses. My family joined to help. It was such fun having every together and I came home feeling really...
Forum: Why Me? January 16th 2014, 03:49 PM
Replies: 10,337
Triggering: Complaint of the day
Views: 308,309
Posted By Spiderpig
Re: Complaint of the day

^
I hope you get really well rested, Sara. Insomnia is no fun. *Hugs*

- - -

I caught up last night's lambing drama by waking only 10 minutes ago to realise Daisy won't be pushing up daisys,...
Forum: Good Days! January 16th 2014, 09:58 AM
Replies: 1,489
Views: 50,259
Posted By Spiderpig
Re: What have you achieved today?

In the early hours of this morning I helped Daisy our oldest ewe give birth to a couple of lambkins. It was a difficult birth, messy. But I'm used to it. The vet is with Daisy now. We think it's...
Forum: Games and Things January 16th 2014, 09:35 AM
Replies: 1,714
Views: 39,840
Posted By Spiderpig
Re: True or False?

False, I prefer Tea

You are snowed in.
Forum: Pets January 15th 2014, 08:23 PM
Replies: 272
Views: 34,259
Posted By Spiderpig
Re: Post pictures of your pets!

Meet Jack!

http://i1285.photobucket.com/albums/a581/AlexxaRose/FurryJack2_zps3cb4c1cc.jpg

Jackdog's a year older since that pic was taken and filled out, too. He'll be 3 this May. Jack's a blue...
Forum: Music January 15th 2014, 04:37 PM
Replies: 1,371
Views: 43,852
Posted By Spiderpig
Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now?

Taylor Swift 'I Knew You Were Trouble'.
Forum: Why Me? January 15th 2014, 04:31 PM
Replies: 10,337
Triggering: Complaint of the day
Views: 308,309
Posted By Spiderpig
Re: Complaint of the day

Tonight something went FUTT! in the oven. It was a baked spud that I'd forgotten to pierce. Oven cleaning job tomorrow! :rolleyes:
Forum: Good Days! January 15th 2014, 04:18 PM
Replies: 11,845
Views: 384,606
Posted By Spiderpig
Re: I'm happy today because...

I'm happy today cos Jilly helped me overcome some bad memories.
Forum: Relationships and Dating January 15th 2014, 04:16 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 1,746
Posted By Spiderpig
Re: my girlfriend

I'm so pleased to read that. Congratulations! :)
Forum: Music January 14th 2014, 07:34 PM
Replies: 1,371
Views: 43,852
Posted By Spiderpig
Forum: Games and Things January 14th 2014, 02:41 PM
Replies: 897
Views: 26,849
Posted By Spiderpig
Re: Silly Bans Game

I ban you for not making me another pot of tea. :p
Forum: Music January 14th 2014, 02:36 PM
Replies: 1,371
Views: 43,852
Posted By Spiderpig
Forum: Games and Things January 14th 2014, 02:34 PM
Replies: 1,714
Views: 39,840
Posted By Spiderpig
Re: True or False?

False.

You enjoy baking days when it's raining.
Forum: Self Harm January 13th 2014, 07:57 PM
Replies: 20,904
Views: 655,986
Posted By Spiderpig
Re: Self harm free!

I've been free of SH for two months now.
Forum: Food and Recipes January 13th 2014, 06:32 PM
Replies: 5,337
Views: 194,674
Posted By Spiderpig
Re: What's for dinner?

Dins tonight is roasted oinkles from yesterday, but with extra roast taters, parsnips and a lush Meditteranean dish of veggies. For afters will probs be tinned peaches, or ice cream or sticky toffee...
Forum: Sex and Puberty January 13th 2014, 04:15 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 2,060
Posted By Spiderpig
Re: Period Pain + Sickness (Female only read please)

I strongly feel you should see your doctor, because he/she can give proper healthcare advice including effective pain management. If you're shy, bring a trusted friend to help give you courage, but...
Forum: Self Harm January 13th 2014, 01:52 PM
Replies: 6
Triggering (SH): How to cover up fresh cuts?
Views: 37,316
Posted By Spiderpig
Re: How to cover up fresh cuts?

You must keep your cuts clean and this means regularly washing them. I'd use a breathable plaster because some plasters won't allow air in to help heal the wound. Take advice on this thread about...
Forum: Loneliness January 13th 2014, 12:50 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 2,751
Posted By Spiderpig
Re: Feeling Lonely....:(

I recently lost a friend after knowing her a long time, and now it's such a great sense of loss that the first thing I did was talk to Mum and she said get occupied with reading and helping out in...
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