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Forum: Current Events and Debates April 30th 2023, 11:15 PM
Replies: 6
Triggering (Bullying): Dylan Mulvane and bud light company
Views: 732
Posted By MWF
Re: Dylan Mulvane and bud light company

I don't think these type of boycotts are necessarily a bad thing, but in depends on the person the company associates with. In this instance though, it's not like Bud Lite made a deal with a powerful...
Forum: Why Me? April 18th 2023, 03:40 AM
Replies: 10,617
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 331,297
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

Everybody I go on dates with I dislike, and everybody who I actually want to date are taken. I finally have confidence but it's really hard not to get down on myself when nothing... ever... works.
Forum: Current Events and Debates December 3rd 2022, 05:01 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 3,924
Posted By MWF
Re: Elon Musk buying Twitter

Ok, do you understand why turning twitter into 4Chan might be a problematic business model for one of the world's biggest companies?
Forum: Current Events and Debates November 30th 2022, 02:59 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 3,924
Posted By MWF
Re: Elon Musk buying Twitter

Who do you think should be censored, then?
Forum: Current Events and Debates November 20th 2022, 07:55 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 3,924
Posted By MWF
Re: Elon Musk buying Twitter

Customers are leaving en masse, corporate sponsors are fleeing the platform, fake blue check accounts have cost companies billions of dollars in stock value, and most importantly, the employees who...
Forum: Current Events and Debates November 20th 2022, 12:15 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 3,924
Posted By MWF
Re: Elon Musk buying Twitter

Told ya. He COULD be incredibly smart in a specific area, but when it comes to running a social media company, Elon Musk is dumb as a rock.
Forum: Current Events and Debates November 20th 2022, 12:12 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 1,276
Posted By MWF
Re: Us elections

I'm pretty happy with the results! Normally, the party that is out of power normally has a huge year in the mid-terms, so the media elected Republicans to crush it. But the Dems over-performed the...
Forum: Current Events and Debates June 25th 2022, 04:00 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 4,369
Posted By MWF
Re: Supreme Court overturning Roe v. Wade

This country is headed toward horrifying authoritarianism. I am not looking forward to the next few years.
Forum: Current Events and Debates May 8th 2022, 12:35 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 4,369
Posted By MWF
Re: Supreme Court overturning Roe v. Wade

I'd consider myself left of center when it comes to abortion, but I used to be VERY pro-life. That was my whole shtick when I was younger because I was brainwashed by my religious mom and Catholic...
Forum: Current Events and Debates April 28th 2022, 06:38 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 3,924
Posted By MWF
Re: Elon Musk buying Twitter

I used twitter once in high school and didnt find it appealing, so I quit. Its probably for the best- it's something I would've got hooked on later, which is kind of how Reddit is for me now.
As it...
Forum: Current Events and Debates March 28th 2022, 12:55 AM
Replies: 41
Triggering: Ukraine and Russia.
Views: 6,180
Posted By MWF
Re: Ukraine and Russia.

I actually wouldn't have a problem if the draft included women, although considerations would have to be made if a couple has kids and are both drafted. If a situation is dire enough that a country...
Forum: Current Events and Debates March 24th 2022, 05:38 AM
Replies: 41
Triggering: Ukraine and Russia.
Views: 6,180
Posted By MWF
Re: Ukraine and Russia.

Dude, we're talking about war. Actual war, as opposed to culture war.
Context...
Forum: Current Events and Debates February 26th 2022, 09:29 PM
Replies: 41
Triggering: Ukraine and Russia.
Views: 6,180
Posted By MWF
Re: Ukraine and Russia.

Well, as of day 3... This is one of the most incompetent invasions imaginable. We don't know everything yet obviously, and maybe we're just getting pro-Ukraine propaganda, but it appears Putin...
Forum: Current Events and Debates February 26th 2022, 04:01 AM
Replies: 41
Triggering: Ukraine and Russia.
Views: 6,180
Posted By MWF
Re: Ukraine and Russia.

Ugh, there's so much to say on this. From my viewpoint though, I was originally sympathetic to Russia (pre-invasion)- NATO has expanded considerably since the USSR disbanded, which effectively puts...
Forum: Current Events and Debates January 14th 2022, 06:56 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 5,150
Posted By MWF
Re: Supreme Court of the USA has torched OSHA’s vaccine mandate for big businesses

I know you just compared mandating vaccines to raising the drinking age and preventing people from drinking, but a more valid comparison is that mandating vaccines is like taking away peoples'...
Forum: Why Me? November 20th 2021, 07:08 AM
Replies: 10,617
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 331,297
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

God I just want to move on with my life. It's going absolutely nowhere.
Forum: Current Events and Debates November 13th 2021, 02:47 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 6,032
Posted By MWF
Re: Kyle Rittenhouse and Ahmaud Arbery

God this country needs a reset

edit: thank goodness they'll prosecute for the Ahmaud Arbery case. I think this country is on its last legs though, and mostly bad things will happen.
Forum: Why Me? November 4th 2021, 06:26 AM
Replies: 10,617
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 331,297
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

I swear one of my roommates is a fucking sociopath.
Forum: Current Events and Debates November 4th 2021, 06:25 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 6,020
Posted By MWF
Re: Covid Vaccine for ages 5-11

Awesome. This is less relevant now, but this is a thought I had a while ago. I'm no epidemiologist or anything like that, but if we know the vaccine works for 12 year olds, what was stopping us from...
Forum: Current Events and Debates August 21st 2021, 11:45 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 7,182
Posted By MWF
Re: Afghanistan.

The Taliban surrendered in 2001 and George Bush didnt accept their surrender. This is all his fault.
https://theintercept.com/2017/08/22/afghanistan-donald-trump-taliban-surrender-here-we-are/
Forum: Current Events and Debates August 4th 2021, 04:18 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 7,474
Posted By MWF
Re: Biden on vaccines

Anti-vaxxers have been around a long time, but I always assumed they made up maybe 5-10% of people, maybe 15% in more hippie-ish areas. I never expected this to be a widespread problem. I thought...
Forum: Current Events and Debates July 10th 2021, 07:49 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 7,893
Posted By MWF
Re: Critical Race Theory

The way I see it, Critical Race Theory is the latest punching bag that right-wing propaganda shows are using to keep their listeners engaged for 2022(midterm elections). Since Biden became president,...
Forum: Why Me? June 9th 2021, 12:42 AM
Replies: 10,617
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 331,297
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

I'm so lonely...
Forum: Current Events and Debates June 9th 2021, 12:41 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 8,145
Posted By MWF
Re: Arizona death row inmates get gas chamber

Unfortunately, I'm not surprised.
Forum: Rape and Abuse June 2nd 2021, 01:24 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 8,477
Posted By MWF
I think my girlfriend was raped

Two days ago, my girlfriend told me she cheated on me with her friend at a party. My brain froze up basically and I didnt talk to her for two days. Since then, she provided more context for what...
Forum: Why Me? May 22nd 2021, 04:03 AM
Replies: 10,617
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 331,297
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

This isn't screaming necessarily, but I realized that my mental illness never really left. It was just silent while the rest of me was happy.
Its better that I know now, though. I've been feeling...
Forum: Current Events and Debates May 6th 2021, 06:43 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 9,110
Posted By MWF
Re: Caitlin Jenner is running for California governor

Lol she just had an interview on Hannity where she she mentioned owning a private jet and a hangar and she was sympathizing with her rich friends who were whining about homeless people. This wasn't...
Forum: Current Events and Debates April 30th 2021, 01:53 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 9,110
Posted By MWF
Re: Caitlin Jenner is running for California governor

It doesn't bother me that somebody without political experience might run for office. A lot of my favorite politicians had regular jobs + activism on their resumes, and I think being outside the...
Forum: Current Events and Debates April 27th 2021, 10:41 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 9,110
Posted By MWF
Re: Caitlin Jenner is running for California governor

She was pro-Trump until he banned trans people from entering the military. She's anti- gay marriage. She also describes herself as "fiscally conservative", which in politic-speak means she thinks...
Forum: Current Events and Debates April 3rd 2021, 12:42 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 9,303
Posted By MWF
Re: Grocery store shooting has left 10 people dead including officer

Since the spa shooting two weeks ago in Atlanta, there have apparently been over twenty shootings in America that qualified as mass shootings- I guess that means four or more people, not including...
Forum: Current Events and Debates March 17th 2021, 04:22 AM
Replies: 410
Views: 29,263
Posted By MWF
Re: Corona Virus.

Just got my first vaccine last week. It was offered through my job.
Forum: Why Me? March 6th 2021, 07:57 AM
Replies: 10,617
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 331,297
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

6 months ago I broke up with my girlfriend. She has a lot of issues and I made her a promise that I would get back with her if she improved in six months. I even got back together with her a week...
Forum: Good Days! March 4th 2021, 06:57 PM
Replies: 862
Views: 26,648
Posted By MWF
Re: What made you smile today?

My new job is just like my old job, except I dont feel like an idiot this time around.
Forum: Why Me? February 26th 2021, 10:24 PM
Replies: 2,125
Views: 55,936
Posted By MWF
Re: Complaint of the Day 2

All I did was get a part-time job. It pays less than unemployment and I can't see my friends or girlfriend anymore, or do martial arts.
But on the other hand... its a surprisingly good career...
Forum: Games and Things February 26th 2021, 03:06 AM
Replies: 10,419
Views: 403,217
Posted By MWF
Re: Say something you wish you could say to their face.

I thought my positive attitude would be contagious, and you'd be happier. Instead you dragged me down and we're both sad all the time.
Forum: Current Events and Debates February 25th 2021, 06:59 AM
Replies: 47
Views: 18,029
Posted By MWF
Re: Trump impeachment

Barack Obama can't run again. You're only allowed to serve 10 years total as president and for two of those years, it has to be a situation where the current president dies/resigns and hands it over...
Forum: Why Me? February 16th 2021, 03:09 PM
Replies: 2,125
Views: 55,936
Posted By MWF
Re: Complaint of the Day 2

My old best friend has turned out to be a total sociopath over the past few years. He got in a giant fight with his extended family because he was asking for money and basically ripped them apart....
Forum: Current Events and Debates February 12th 2021, 04:04 AM
Replies: 47
Views: 18,029
Posted By MWF
Re: Trump impeachment

Lol when you have to reopen the old impeachment thread for a sequel

I think he should be impeached, but at the same time, this isn't gonna work. You need 67 votes to impeach, and 17 Republicans...
Forum: Why Me? February 11th 2021, 01:58 AM
Replies: 10,617
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 331,297
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

Ugh... how do you get a valentine's day gift for your girlfriend that says, "I love you, but I really dont want you to feel a special connection with this object if/when we inevitably break up"
Forum: Why Me? February 3rd 2021, 01:07 PM
Replies: 10,617
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 331,297
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

When you're lucky you only lost 600 bucks gambling. Fuck the stock market.
Forum: Current Events and Debates January 24th 2021, 12:58 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 6,557
Posted By MWF
Re: Thoughts on credit cards?

I'm pretty anti-credit card. I dont think they're inherently useless or bad- its a good way to build credit, and they're not problematic for people who have a lot of financial discipline. But its...
Forum: Current Events and Debates January 20th 2021, 08:32 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 9,878
Posted By MWF
Re: Restriction of censorship by private entities

Another thing- when Parler got taken down and Twitter and Facebook purged a bunch of QAnon accounts, a lot of those people went to fringe social media outlets that are filled with white supremacists...
Forum: Current Events and Debates January 20th 2021, 06:53 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 9,878
Posted By MWF
Re: Restriction of censorship by private entities

I think there's definitely a problem with big tech monopolies regulating speech. With almost 4 billion people on social media, sites like Facebook and Twitter are effectively public squares, and I...
Forum: Current Events and Debates January 13th 2021, 04:57 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 10,681
Posted By MWF
Re: Trump supporters stormed the capital

Honestly... I'm still pissed its not Bernie. I dont think Biden meets the moment at all. Biden promised moderation while the country desperately needs the massive changes that Bernie promised,...
Forum: Current Events and Debates January 11th 2021, 10:23 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 10,681
Posted By MWF
Re: Trump supporters stormed the capital

I'm already seeing my conservative family members on Facebook throwing out conspiracy theories about how Antifa instigated the riots. The terrorists are literally out there SAYING that the reason...
Forum: Current Events and Debates January 6th 2021, 10:27 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 10,681
Posted By MWF
Re: Trump supporters stormed the capital

I'm not really surprised. Donald Trump at a debate told the Proud Boys and other right-wing extremist groups to "stand back and stand by" if he didn't win the election. He's been complaining about...
Forum: Current Events and Debates December 27th 2020, 08:36 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 10,206
Posted By MWF
Re: Trump wants to declare martial law

I think they should ban him from running in 2024. I dont have an issue with running for a second non-consecutive term (Grover Cleveland did it in the 1800s) but if you're going to try to delegitimize...
Forum: Current Events and Debates November 18th 2020, 12:07 AM
Replies: 59
Views: 13,349
Posted By MWF
Re: Presidential Election.

Given that hospitality and tourism is your states main industry, dont you think it would be equally or more problematic if those restaurants and hotels became covid hotspots and then shut down...
Forum: Why Me? November 9th 2020, 06:59 AM
Replies: 10,617
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 331,297
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

I'm so sick of having a girlfriend. I bitched and whined on this site for like eight fuckin years wishing for one, and now I just want to leave and travel the country as a nomad.
Forum: Current Events and Debates November 9th 2020, 01:10 AM
Replies: 59
Views: 13,349
Posted By MWF
Re: Presidential Election.

What I find aggravating about that debate is that Biden is a centrist who openly disavows BLM's policies and M4A. If he had won in a landslide, the centrists would've said it was because of his...
Forum: Current Events and Debates November 8th 2020, 07:03 PM
Replies: 59
Views: 13,349
Posted By MWF
Re: Presidential Election.

I think both parties are in a weird spot now. For the Democrats, there is a split between centrists and progressives. The centrist wing's blaming the progressive wing for the centrists losing their...
Forum: Current Events and Debates November 7th 2020, 03:30 AM
Replies: 59
Views: 13,349
Posted By MWF
Re: Presidential Election.

^^^Nailed it. He's been telegraphing every way he's going to try to invalidate votes for months. It primes his base to agree with his so-called logic, but it prepares the Democrats and invalidates...
Forum: Current Events and Debates November 4th 2020, 04:41 PM
Replies: 59
Views: 13,349
Posted By MWF
Re: Presidential Election.

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Trump has been complaining about nonexistent threats of "voter fraud" ahead of the election. He's been complaining that voting by mail is fraudulent even though its more secure than...
Forum: Current Events and Debates November 2nd 2020, 02:30 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 10,329
Posted By MWF
Re: Philadelphia looting from police killing Walter Wallace Jr

I definitely agree with this. In America, half of the entire news industry exists to shame peaceful protesters. Fox News has been acting like Collin Kaepernick is the devil for like five years now...
Forum: Current Events and Debates October 26th 2020, 08:07 AM
Replies: 59
Views: 13,349
Posted By MWF
Re: Presidential Election.

Biden's not the president, he isn't doing a job.
Forum: Current Events and Debates October 22nd 2020, 07:32 PM
Replies: 59
Views: 13,349
Posted By MWF
Re: Presidential Election.

In what ways do you think he's doing a good job? I'm not being flippant, I'm actually just curious.
Forum: Current Events and Debates October 14th 2020, 05:28 AM
Replies: 59
Views: 13,349
Posted By MWF
Re: Presidential Election.

There's an easy answer to that but I think you need some more context for what's going on here.
Short answer: Biden's crushing Trump in national polling and swing state polling (which decides who...
Forum: Current Events and Debates October 6th 2020, 02:56 AM
Replies: 59
Views: 13,349
Posted By MWF
Re: Presidential Election.

I dont like Joe Biden at all, but I'd vote for a can of soup over Donald Trump.
I will despise the Democratic Party forever for screwing over Bernie Sanders in the primary. That said, Donald Trump...
Forum: Why Me? September 24th 2020, 11:36 PM
Replies: 10,617
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 331,297
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

How fucking long am I gonna be unemployed? I've been at this since the beginning of April. Am I just gonna be on unemployment until the country collapses?
Forum: Relationships and Dating September 15th 2020, 03:56 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 9,784
Posted By MWF
separated in an abusive relationship

I just broke up with my girlfriend of over a year. The reason I did it is because a lot of her mental issues would get vented at me. She has depression, an eating disorder, anxiety, and what she...
Forum: Current Events and Debates August 3rd 2020, 08:34 PM
Replies: 410
Views: 29,263
Posted By MWF
Re: Corona Virus.

Nobody is using any foresight as to how reopenings will just cause a vicious cycle of closings. One of the reasons why reopening schools is such a bad idea is because the numbers will skyrocket and...
Forum: Current Events and Debates August 1st 2020, 08:59 PM
Replies: 410
Views: 29,263
Posted By MWF
Re: Corona Virus.

Every other developed country in the world has been able to get through this pandemic just fine in comparison to America. Problem is, our government absolutely doesn't care about its citizens. In...
Forum: Why Me? July 27th 2020, 02:24 AM
Replies: 10,617
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 331,297
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

I'm moving to California for no reason. I dont have a job out there and I want to break up with my girlfriend. Fuck, I'm stupid.
Forum: Current Events and Debates July 11th 2020, 04:09 AM
Replies: 410
Views: 29,263
Posted By MWF
Re: Corona Virus.

Honestly, this will probably be the thing that ends America. The pandemic exposed every crack in our governmental infrastructure, from the sham economy to the broken healthcare system. So to be fair,...
Forum: Current Events and Debates June 25th 2020, 08:14 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 11,880
Posted By MWF
Re: Riots in America.

I would care about the riots if the police didn't respond to these protests by attacking innocent people. I don't endorse rioting, but if American police weren't constantly abusing their power,...
Forum: Why Me? November 2nd 2019, 04:07 AM
Replies: 10,617
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 331,297
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

It took me forever to find a girlfriend... now I have one and she's depressed as hell and living on the other side of the country. I'm locked in until at least January because she bought tickets to...
Forum: Current Events and Debates November 2nd 2019, 04:04 AM
Replies: 47
Views: 18,029
Posted By MWF
Re: Trump impeachment

It's clear as day that he did it. He released the transcript where he asked if Ukraine could "do him a favor". He didn't even need like 7 people to come forward and corroborate that story.
If the...
Forum: Good Days! August 28th 2019, 02:03 AM
Replies: 11,845
Views: 384,525
Posted By MWF
Re: I'm happy today because...

I had a girlfriend recently! I knew it wouldn't last long (she moved away for her PhD) but we had a very meaningful relationship. And I finally got regular sex for the first time ever.
I went...
Forum: Good Days! March 23rd 2019, 05:49 AM
Replies: 11,845
Views: 384,525
Posted By MWF
Re: I'm happy today because...

I just poledanced in front of a girl I like. I'd say my odds are low but I actually poledanced. I poledanced shirtless at a club on gay night.
I used to hate myself. I was depressed for three years....
Forum: Why Me? January 22nd 2019, 09:51 AM
Replies: 10,617
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 331,297
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

Oh my fucking God. My little brother from Big Brothers Big Sisters posted a live rape video on Facebook. I have never been so ashamed of anyone in my entire life.
Forum: Why Me? January 7th 2019, 07:04 PM
Replies: 10,617
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 331,297
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

How the hell am I supposed to get a job out of college if they all require prior experience? Thats why I need a job in the first place.
Forum: Why Me? December 4th 2018, 07:38 AM
Replies: 10,617
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 331,297
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

My life is better than its ever been, but I just realized I probably have erectile dysfunction.
On the other hand, it's not like I was getting laid anyway.
Forum: Why Me? October 15th 2018, 06:44 AM
Replies: 10,617
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 331,297
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

Ah..... I'm gonna be alone forever.
Forum: Religion and Spirituality, Science and Philosophy October 13th 2018, 02:05 AM
Replies: 654
Views: 62,013
Posted By MWF
Re: Prayer Requests Thread

My friend's dad had five heart attacks last night and is getting quadruple bypass surgery. He's probably going to die. Please pray for him.
Forum: Why Me? October 9th 2018, 07:02 AM
Replies: 10,617
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 331,297
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

I can't see any scenario in life where I get in a relationship. It seems completely impossible.
Forum: Why Me? July 30th 2018, 05:45 AM
Replies: 10,617
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 331,297
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

I'm so socially inept... In two years, I've gotten two tinder dates. I lectured my friend that it was a waste of time because nobody actually does anything on there, and she met a guy within two...
Forum: Why Me? July 27th 2018, 05:20 PM
Replies: 10,617
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 331,297
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

why must I suck so bad at talking to women...
Forum: Why Me? July 23rd 2018, 08:08 PM
Replies: 10,617
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 331,297
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

I was gonna ask my roommate if she wanted to hook up with me before she moved to Singapore. I'm socially awkward and I've never so much as kissed a girl. I barely got any sleep last night, then I...
Forum: Why Me? July 16th 2018, 07:11 AM
Replies: 10,617
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 331,297
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

You don't like me? Fine. You need somewhere to live, so you want to move in for a little bit? Fine. Oh, you want to fuck random dudes upstairs? You fucking bitch, you remind me of why I used to want...
Forum: Why Me? July 6th 2018, 06:08 AM
Replies: 10,617
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 331,297
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

I'm so bad with girls that my parents think I'm gay. I'm bi, but I never told them... they met my roommate and only relaxed when he mentioned his girlfriend.
Forum: Why Me? July 4th 2018, 05:20 AM
Replies: 10,617
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 331,297
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

I'm so sexually frustrated... every time I think about how far behind I am in terms of experience I want to throw my phone against a wall
Forum: Why Me? July 2nd 2018, 07:48 AM
Replies: 10,617
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 331,297
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

Just got rejected for the first time since high school. Forgot how bad it hurt.
Also forgot that I was so traumatized the last time I was rejected that I hadn't even tried since then. It's been 4...
Forum: Why Me? May 24th 2018, 04:10 AM
Replies: 2,125
Views: 55,936
Posted By MWF
Re: Complaint of the Day 2

I have absolutely no goddamn clue how to talk to people I have a crush on. I turn into a robot and if they ever liked me, they lose interest immediately.
I'm SO sexually frustrated. I thought my...
Forum: Why Me? May 5th 2018, 07:21 PM
Replies: 10,617
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 331,297
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

I let my best friend and his wife live in my room for 3 months and I saved him from getting his newborn baby taken away by CPS. How does he repay me? By flipping out over 60 dollars that he owes me...
Forum: Why Me? May 4th 2018, 01:26 AM
Replies: 10,617
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 331,297
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

My friend owes me about 1200 dollars AT LEAST and has no intention at all of paying me back.
Forum: Good Days! April 24th 2018, 02:08 AM
Replies: 11,845
Views: 384,525
Posted By MWF
Re: I'm happy today because...

I genuinely love my life. I never thought I'd be able to say that. I had a fake smile throughout my first 3 years of high school and I really wasn't even that happy through my first two years of...
Forum: Good Days! April 23rd 2018, 09:54 PM
Replies: 11,845
Views: 384,525
Posted By MWF
Re: I'm happy today because...

I just found out that I need a 5% on my exam tomorrow to pass my hardest class.
Woohoo!
Edit: Wrong! I just have to show up!
Forum: Why Me? April 16th 2018, 04:06 AM
Replies: 2,125
Views: 55,936
Posted By MWF
Re: Complaint of the Day 2

Ugh. Im in a group project where my partner is WAY smarter than I am, and I can barely do any work to keep up.
Forum: Religion and Spirituality, Science and Philosophy April 14th 2018, 04:41 AM
Replies: 654
Views: 62,013
Posted By MWF
Re: Prayer Requests Thread

I'm taking a belt test tomorrow. I know I'm gonna pass it, without a doubt, but if I pass it at a high enough level, I'll move up another rank to make up for my last test, which I failed.
I've never...
Forum: Why Me? April 6th 2018, 04:49 PM
Replies: 10,617
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 331,297
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

Ugh. I just gave a really shitty presentation.
Should've studied more. Whatever.
Forum: Why Me? April 5th 2018, 08:22 AM
Replies: 2,125
Views: 55,936
Posted By MWF
Re: Complaint of the Day 2

I've been stuck on the same stupid assignment for two weeks, not knowing how to do it. Aaaand.... there's a template that shows you how to do it.
Forum: Good Days! April 5th 2018, 12:08 AM
Replies: 11,845
Views: 384,525
Posted By MWF
Re: I'm happy today because...

A girl I like called me sexy. Sure, there is every indication that she's not only not straight, and she's probably joking with me like usual, but a guy can dream.
Forum: Why Me? March 29th 2018, 04:15 AM
Replies: 2,125
Views: 55,936
Posted By MWF
Re: Complaint of the Day 2

God, I hate my psych class. I'm supposed to be doing an assignment and I have absolutely no clue what its about.
Forum: Why Me? March 22nd 2018, 11:56 PM
Replies: 10,617
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 331,297
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

This world just got a lot less safe.
John Bolton. Trump's new national security adviser, warmongering maniac.
Forum: Good Days! March 20th 2018, 05:44 PM
Replies: 467
Views: 23,755
Posted By MWF
Re: What have you accomplished today?

I got a 79 on an exam I thought I got a 40 on. Couldnt believe it!
Forum: Why Me? March 19th 2018, 08:53 PM
Replies: 2,125
Views: 55,936
Posted By MWF
Re: Complaint of the Day 2

Ugh. I'm looking at one of the worst weeks of my college career and now it turns out I have to do a presentation with somebody else.
In essence, what would have been a great presentation just turned...
Forum: Why Me? March 15th 2018, 05:03 AM
Replies: 2,125
Views: 55,936
Posted By MWF
Re: Complaint of the Day 2

I'm so sick of seeing happy couples. All I've ever wanted was to be one of them.
Forum: Good Days! March 11th 2018, 05:01 PM
Replies: 11,845
Views: 384,525
Posted By MWF
Re: I'm happy today because...

A girl told me she loved me! I mean, she was drunk and it was friend love, but hey, baby steps.
Forum: Good Days! March 10th 2018, 04:20 AM
Replies: 11,845
Views: 384,525
Posted By MWF
Re: I'm happy today because...

I've been feeling great lately! And things aren't great, but I'm doing well anyways!
Forum: Why Me? March 6th 2018, 07:47 PM
Replies: 10,617
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 331,297
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

I've failed ALL of my exams. Fuck.
Forum: Why Me? March 6th 2018, 12:40 AM
Replies: 10,617
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 331,297
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

God, I can't do school right now. I just want to join the Peace Corps and get the fuck out.
Forum: Why Me? March 2nd 2018, 02:25 PM
Replies: 10,617
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 331,297
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

I can hear my roommate fucking his girlfriend from the floor below.
Forum: Why Me? February 22nd 2018, 04:10 PM
Replies: 10,617
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 331,297
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

I just gave a really shitty presentation. From a grade perspective, it didn't hurt too bad, but floundering for words in front of the class did.
Forum: Religion and Spirituality, Science and Philosophy February 12th 2018, 05:31 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 5,312
Posted By MWF
Re: Will Praying to move work?

Well, that depends on what you do. If you do nothing but pray, nothing will happen. I believe prayers can influence people, and maybe events, but to me they are almost always more supplemental than a...
Forum: Good Days! February 1st 2018, 05:53 AM
Replies: 467
Views: 23,755
Posted By MWF
Re: What have you accomplished today?

I'm not sure if these are accomplishments, but I got sent some nudes in my bio class and a homeless lady offered to have sex with me for buying her a cheeseburger.

Huh... maybe this should go in...
Forum: Why Me? January 31st 2018, 02:08 AM
Replies: 10,617
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 331,297
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

I have no interests, no passions, and no desire to do anything at all. I never did. I don't know what to do...
Forum: Why Me? January 26th 2018, 02:06 AM
Replies: 10,617
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 331,297
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

I feel like everybody I know who is in a relationship takes it for granted. Meanwhile, I truly believe that there's an over 50% probability that I'll die alone.
Forum: Why Me? January 24th 2018, 07:57 PM
Replies: 2,125
Views: 55,936
Posted By MWF
Re: Complaint of the Day 2

Jesus Christ... I think my roommates dropping hints that he might be gay for me. He has a girlfriend.
Or maybe I just look into things too much.
Forum: Why Me? January 12th 2018, 04:44 AM
Replies: 10,617
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 331,297
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

All... I want... is to have sex... Please... FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
Forum: Good Days! January 10th 2018, 02:17 AM
Replies: 467
Views: 23,755
Posted By MWF
Re: What have you accomplished today?

I finally got around to signing up for social anxiety classes. Thank goodness, maybe I can finally fix this.
Forum: Why Me? January 9th 2018, 05:23 AM
Replies: 2,125
Views: 55,936
Posted By MWF
Re: Complaint of the Day 2

Sometimes I wonder if everything I'm seeing is actually a fantasy. It really freaks me out.
Forum: Why Me? January 3rd 2018, 06:26 AM
Replies: 10,617
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 331,297
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

I've definitely been depressed lately... but I haven't felt suicidal in years. And yet, I can't imagine a future where I don't kill myself.
Forum: Why Me? January 2nd 2018, 09:03 PM
Replies: 2,125
Views: 55,936
Posted By MWF
Re: Complaint of the Day 2

I'm so anxious about the future. Everybody thought I was going to be so successful but I have no idea what I want to do.
Forum: Why Me? December 17th 2017, 02:11 AM
Replies: 10,617
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 331,297
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

For ONCE. ONE TIME. One, SINGLE time. Can a girl NOT reject me?
Forum: Religion and Spirituality, Science and Philosophy December 16th 2017, 01:23 AM
Replies: 654
Views: 62,013
Posted By MWF
Re: Prayer Requests Thread

I'm trying to go out with a girl, but I have a never-ending history of getting rejected. Any prayers would be appreciated.
Forum: Why Me? December 11th 2017, 05:41 AM
Replies: 10,617
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 331,297
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

The girl I like saw me pissing on my neighbors house, and Im just hoping she was as blackout drunk as I was so she can't remember it.
If she was, I should move this over the good times forum.
Forum: Good Days! December 8th 2017, 11:02 PM
Replies: 11,845
Views: 384,525
Posted By MWF
Re: I'm happy today because...

I've always had a sneaking suspicion that I was on the low end of the autism spectrum, but I took about four tests and wasn't even close!
So I'm just socially awkward for some other reason.
Forum: Why Me? December 7th 2017, 04:25 PM
Replies: 10,617
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 331,297
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

Hey guys, lets meet at 11 to practice this presentation at 1! "Ok!"

12:07
Hey guys, where are you
Forum: Why Me? December 4th 2017, 12:47 PM
Replies: 10,617
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 331,297
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

I have chest pains at the age of 22. That can't be good...
Forum: Why Me? December 3rd 2017, 03:14 AM
Replies: 10,617
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 331,297
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

Holy shit... I'm screwed for school.
Forum: Why Me? December 2nd 2017, 06:29 AM
Replies: 10,617
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 331,297
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

My country's fucking dead. The Senate just passed the worst tax bill in history. You'd have to be the biggest idiot, the dumbest fucking moron in the entire world, to vote for that thing. Anybody who...
Forum: Good Days! November 30th 2017, 04:14 PM
Replies: 11,845
Views: 384,525
Posted By MWF
Re: I'm happy today because...

My best friend is FINALLY moving out after living rent-free at my place for the last three months.
Forum: Why Me? November 24th 2017, 02:47 AM
Replies: 10,617
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 331,297
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

I'm gonna be single for my entire life. If I'm still single when I'm 40, I honestly can't imagine a scenario where I don't kill myself...
Forum: Why Me? November 15th 2017, 07:12 AM
Replies: 10,617
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 331,297
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

Switching back and forth between happiness and wanting to give up on school. All the while never sleeping...
I'm in so over my head right now.
Forum: Good Days! November 15th 2017, 05:51 AM
Replies: 467
Views: 23,755
Posted By MWF
Re: What have you accomplished today?

I got 50 people to take my online survey! People don't dislike me!
Forum: Why Me? November 7th 2017, 03:37 PM
Replies: 2,125
Views: 55,936
Posted By MWF
Re: Complaint of the Day 2

My friend and his wife still haven't moved out of my fucking room and it's been forever since I've masturbated. Thats the only semblance of sexual activity I ever have. This fucking sucks.
Forum: Games and Things November 3rd 2017, 06:28 AM
Replies: 3,178
Views: 74,739
Posted By MWF
Forum: Why Me? October 31st 2017, 06:56 AM
Replies: 10,617
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 331,297
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

I don't know where else to put this, but why are people so obsessed with Halloween? I don't understand it at all.
Forum: Good Days! October 30th 2017, 06:40 AM
Replies: 467
Views: 23,755
Posted By MWF
Re: What have you accomplished today?

I threw a party yesterday and it was fucking awesome.
Forum: Why Me? October 25th 2017, 11:35 AM
Replies: 10,617
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 331,297
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

I can't wait to kick my best friend out of my house.
Forum: Drugs, Alcohol and Addiction October 20th 2017, 12:10 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 4,140
Posted By MWF
Re: Godfather/Weed/CPS question

Wow. I feel silly. In my family, we all were set to go to our godparents if something happened though.
Yeah, I'll keep an eye on his delusions though. Part of the delusion could be that he's too...
Forum: Drugs, Alcohol and Addiction October 19th 2017, 05:13 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 4,140
Posted By MWF
Re: Godfather/Weed/CPS question

Ok, this is just an add-on, but I'm really starting to think my best friend has some sort of delusional disorder or something. He's always done this, but he just keeps saying demonstrably false...
Forum: Good Days! October 19th 2017, 06:46 AM
Replies: 11,845
Views: 384,525
Posted By MWF
Re: I'm happy today because...

I lifted my foot behind my head today.
Forum: Drugs, Alcohol and Addiction October 17th 2017, 10:26 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 4,140
Posted By MWF
Godfather/Weed/CPS question

TLDR; The stuff in the middle is context, but the most important part is the bottom paragraph.

My best friend and his wife got pregnant a couple months ago, and in all likelihood, I'll be the...
Forum: Good Days! October 12th 2017, 08:29 PM
Replies: 11,845
Views: 384,525
Posted By MWF
Re: I'm happy today because...

My best friend's having a baby, and in all likelihood, I'm the godfather!
Forum: Why Me? October 11th 2017, 09:27 PM
Replies: 10,617
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 331,297
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

My best friend is completely delusional. Dumbest person on Earth, holy shit.
Forum: Friends and Family October 9th 2017, 05:13 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 3,213
Posted By MWF
Re: I’m 18 and want a sex toy and I want to ask my parents

I'm pretty much on the same page as Jess, some things are better kept private. When parents say you can come to them about anything, they probably meant things like girls or money or something like...
Forum: Friends and Family October 8th 2017, 04:11 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 3,213
Posted By MWF
Re: I’m 18 and want a sex toy and I want to ask my parents

Oh God. Do you HAVE to ask your parents? I'd rather lick dog shit than ask my parents for a sex toy.
If you're 18, you can probably just go right in and buy one.
Forum: Why Me? October 5th 2017, 08:21 PM
Replies: 10,617
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 331,297
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

Oh crap. I unintentionally asked out my dream girl assuming shed say no but she said yes, and now I have no fucking clue what to do.
Actually, this might be in the wrong thread.
Forum: Why Me? October 2nd 2017, 10:33 AM
Replies: 10,617
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 331,297
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

Why the FUCK did I decide to take an engineering class? I haven't done math in three years.
Forum: Religion and Spirituality, Science and Philosophy September 26th 2017, 06:32 AM
Replies: 654
Views: 62,013
Posted By MWF
Re: Prayer Requests Thread

I'm trying to go out with a girl that I've liked for ages but I can barely talk to her. I'm praying for the courage to actually do it.
Forum: Why Me? September 25th 2017, 02:38 AM
Replies: 10,617
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 331,297
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

Not a problem worthy of this thread, but all new rap except for Kendrick Lamar is fucking garbage.
Forum: Why Me? September 20th 2017, 01:35 AM
Replies: 10,617
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 331,297
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

God, my best friend's so dumb... His wife might be pregnant and he's trying to justify her smoking weed during pregnancy. He's pretending he knows more than the doctors and that they're all in some...
Forum: Why Me? September 16th 2017, 11:02 AM
Replies: 10,617
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 331,297
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

Somebody send me some good vibes. I'm tripping on acid and I believe myself to be a god.

YOUR God, in case you were wondering.
Forum: Why Me? September 16th 2017, 08:50 AM
Replies: 10,617
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 331,297
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

I am tripping. Im not sure if thats good, bad, or neutral, but I took way too much acid.
Forum: Good Days! September 16th 2017, 06:15 AM
Replies: 11,845
Views: 384,525
Posted By MWF
Re: I'm happy today because...

I'm tripping on acid right now. I can't tell if it feels good or not, but it sure doesnt feel bad.
Life's been going well lately.
Forum: Why Me? September 7th 2017, 09:13 AM
Replies: 10,617
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 331,297
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

Im in so much pain and I can't sleep...
Forum: Good Days! September 6th 2017, 05:21 AM
Replies: 11,845
Views: 384,525
Posted By MWF
Re: I'm happy today because...

I've made friends for the first time in years. I can't believe it.
Forum: Good Days! September 5th 2017, 12:39 AM
Replies: 11,845
Views: 384,525
Posted By MWF
Re: I'm happy today because...

All of my roommates like me. Whats going on???
Forum: Why Me? August 24th 2017, 09:02 PM
Replies: 10,617
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 331,297
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

My best friend and his wife moved in with me for two weeks and he's destroying his marriage before my very eyes.
Forum: Why Me? August 12th 2017, 01:52 AM
Replies: 10,617
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 331,297
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

My roommate is the laziest fucking person on the planet.
Forum: Why Me? August 10th 2017, 06:36 AM
Replies: 10,617
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 331,297
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

My roommate's cat shit on the living room couch and she's leaving it for tomorrow. WHAT?
Forum: Why Me? July 29th 2017, 09:02 PM
Replies: 10,617
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 331,297
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

My best friend is a fucking dumbass.
Forum: Education and Careers July 15th 2017, 07:41 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 2,146
Posted By MWF
Re: College choices?

Ok, I just realized you were choosing between majors, not colleges. Anyway, here's a glowing review for another school if you're interested.
If you're going to study computer science and you want to...
Forum: Good Days! July 15th 2017, 07:08 PM
Replies: 11,845
Views: 384,525
Posted By MWF
Re: I'm happy today because...

Holy fucking fuck, I just got a Pell Grant and I'm going to college for free for the next two years.
Three cheers for being poor! Finally worked out for me.
Forum: Why Me? July 11th 2017, 05:01 AM
Replies: 10,617
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 331,297
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

Why the fuck can't I have a SINGLE fucking roommate ever without some huge fucking embarrassment
Forum: Peer Pressure and Bullying June 20th 2017, 09:48 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 3,735
Posted By MWF
Re: my cat is being bullied.

Spray that bastard with a hose. (dammit, just saw you're doing that) Throw a water balloon at it.
Are cats afraid of noise? Maybe get a blowhorn or something to scare it away. That might also shame...
Forum: Good Days! June 17th 2017, 06:37 AM
Replies: 11,845
Views: 384,525
Posted By MWF
Re: I'm happy today because...

I transferred from my old school, which gave me a 300 dollar scholarship for academic achievement, to a vastly better school, which costs the same but gave me a 4000 dollar grant for no reason. Now...
Forum: General Health June 17th 2017, 04:48 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 6,808
Posted By MWF
Teeth whitening won't work

It's not like there's particularly anything wrong with my teeth or anything, but they just aren't all that white. They aren't noticeably unwhite, but I wish they were whiter. Anyway, I've been using...
Forum: Why Me? June 10th 2017, 05:49 AM
Replies: 10,617
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 331,297
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

I don't like being around people and it doesn't go well when I am around people. What a horrible characteristic to have when you simultaneously are desperate for a relationship.
Forum: Why Me? June 6th 2017, 04:22 AM
Replies: 10,617
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 331,297
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

I saw a story about a city official who stepped down for using the N word.
Me: Alright, lets take a look at this jackass.
Me a second later: Oh fuck, thats my friend's dad.
Forum: Why Me? June 4th 2017, 07:36 AM
Replies: 10,617
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 331,297
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

Oh fuck me, I don't have a ride home from work tomorrow... Looks like an hour and a half walk at night.
Forum: Why Me? May 15th 2017, 01:08 AM
Replies: 10,617
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 331,297
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

Me in April: Sorry, I can't be in your wedding party. Ill be gone.
Me in May: Hey dude, I can go to your wedding now!
My cousin: Oh sweet! But sorry man, you can't be in the wedding party, its...
Forum: Why Me? May 13th 2017, 03:50 AM
Replies: 10,617
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 331,297
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

Three minutes into Facebook... 3 marriages and an engagement. My dream, and I can barely connect to people at all...
Forum: Why Me? May 11th 2017, 07:33 AM
Replies: 10,617
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 331,297
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

I just saw another girl on Facebook who liked me in high school who I showed interest in... and she's fucking stunning now. Jaw-droppingly stunning. I couldnt believe how beautiful she is.
GOD....
Forum: Why Me? May 5th 2017, 01:40 AM
Replies: 10,617
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 331,297
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

And Im homeless again for next year.
FUUUUUUCK.
Forum: Why Me? May 3rd 2017, 07:22 AM
Replies: 10,617
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 331,297
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

Apparently Tinder has a way to choose your most attractive pictures... and it picked one of my dog.
Just my dog.
Like seriously? Come on, on my worst day Im like a 6...
Forum: Good Days! April 28th 2017, 10:58 PM
Replies: 11,845
Views: 384,525
Posted By MWF
Re: I'm happy today because...

I never put any effort into my housing situation but I ALWAYS FUCKING WIN!


My roommate just sent me a snarky text but jokes on her, Im moving out tonight. BLOW ME
Forum: Why Me? April 27th 2017, 05:56 AM
Replies: 10,617
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 331,297
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

Me: Will I ever find love?
The drugs: No.
Forum: Why Me? April 24th 2017, 02:39 AM
Replies: 10,617
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 331,297
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

Im gonna get less than a 50% on my exam after 2 straight days of studying.
Forum: Relationships and Dating April 17th 2017, 06:56 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 1,696
Posted By MWF
Re: dating opp- quick advice

And I didn't even talk to her in class. Goddammit Im a coward.
Edit: and I set up a group time that she probably can't show up for. She has two exams that day, one extending to 9:30 at night. And...
Forum: Relationships and Dating April 17th 2017, 03:39 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 1,696
Posted By MWF
dating opp- quick advice

There's a girl in one of my classes that I like, but I've been super on-the-fence about asking her out. For a long time I just couldnt gauge whether or not she liked me, but I feel like she's been...
Forum: Why Me? April 12th 2017, 07:34 PM
Replies: 10,617
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 331,297
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

To the North Carolina Congress, who are trying to pass a bill banning gay marriage in their state: Suck My Balls.
Forum: Why Me? April 12th 2017, 01:38 AM
Replies: 10,617
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 331,297
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

I just got blacklisted by a guy on tinder for having a nonchalant disagreement on the economics of the field that IM going into. Jesus Christ.
Forum: Why Me? April 6th 2017, 04:35 AM
Replies: 10,617
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 331,297
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

I got pink eye again because of motherfucking Flint water. GODDAMMIT I HATE YOU RICK SNYDER
Edit: lol after looking at my ironic signature
Forum: Good Days! April 5th 2017, 04:28 PM
Replies: 11,845
Views: 384,525
Posted By MWF
Re: I'm happy today because...

Turns out that I'm not failing my classes, and it would actually be difficult for me to fail. Also, the vending machine fucked up and gave me 3 pop tarts.

Today was a good day....
Forum: Good Days! April 5th 2017, 06:44 AM
Replies: 11,845
Views: 384,525
Posted By MWF
Re: I'm happy today because...

Im currently being texted by some random number with a random person named "Roxanne". They're fucking with me, so Im fucking with them back lol
Forum: Why Me? April 4th 2017, 06:50 AM
Replies: 10,617
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 331,297
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

That sucks so bad. Governor Brownback is Satan in the flesh.
Forum: Games and Things March 30th 2017, 05:00 AM
Replies: 2,372
Views: 60,098
Posted By MWF
Re: TPBM game.

The person below you is pulling an all-nighter for a class.
TPBM hates penguins. By extension, they are also a bad person.
Forum: Good Days! March 30th 2017, 03:11 AM
Replies: 11,845
Views: 384,525
Posted By MWF
Re: I'm happy today because...

Oh my God. I think I can still technically pass my classes.
Forum: Why Me? March 29th 2017, 08:32 PM
Replies: 10,617
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 331,297
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

Oh my God... Im at the point where I almost statistically cannot pass the class. Especially with the grade distribution.
I've never felt so dumb in my entire life.
Forum: Why Me? March 29th 2017, 06:28 PM
Replies: 10,617
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 331,297
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

Cant... start... paper...
Forum: Religion and Spirituality, Science and Philosophy March 28th 2017, 03:10 AM
Replies: 654
Views: 62,013
Posted By MWF
Re: Prayer Requests Thread

My little brother (not related, but might as well be) is almost certainly gay. This wouldn't be a problem at all, but his parents are extremely conservative and despise homosexuality. He has a lot of...
Forum: Why Me? March 28th 2017, 12:00 AM
Replies: 10,617
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 331,297
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

Will I ever NOT suck at talking to girls?
Forum: Good Days! March 27th 2017, 05:12 PM
Replies: 11,845
Views: 384,525
Posted By MWF
Re: I'm happy today because...

I've got a new crush (a girl this time). I'll keep my expectations low, just see if she wants to get coffee.
Forum: Why Me? March 27th 2017, 05:38 AM
Replies: 10,617
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 331,297
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

I think I might be ADD. Lets see if some weed helps.
Edit: Looks promising so far.
Forum: Games and Things March 24th 2017, 06:05 AM
Replies: 2,372
Views: 60,098
Posted By MWF
Re: TPBM game.

Does shitty German count? Ice spreche scheiße Deutsch.
TPBM fell asleep outside before and got sun poisoning.
Forum: LGBTQ+, Sexuality and Gender Identity March 23rd 2017, 03:38 AM
Replies: 882
Views: 91,228
Posted By MWF
Re: What is your sexuality and gender identity?

Every now and then I think about that old saying that bisexuals should switch a side. I try to imagine myself as straight, and thats hilarious, and I try to imagine myself as gay, and thats also...
Forum: Why Me? March 22nd 2017, 11:25 AM
Replies: 10,617
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 331,297
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

I applied for a promotion and now Im worried Ill get fired. Well, maybe I shouldnt have been stealing food...
Forum: Why Me? March 21st 2017, 02:45 PM
Replies: 10,617
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 331,297
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

Looking back at all the hot girls who I could have easily had sex with makes me wanna bash my head against a wall.
Oh my God. If I had played my cards right... 12. FUCKING 12.
Forum: Games and Things March 20th 2017, 07:00 PM
Replies: 324
Views: 30,675
Posted By MWF
Re: Never Have I Ever

Nope. Do crotchrockets count though?
Never have I ever left North America. (Too damn easy...)
Forum: Games and Things March 17th 2017, 06:20 AM
Replies: 2,372
Views: 60,098
Posted By MWF
Re: TPBM game.

I like them separately and on their own, but not together.
The person below me hates heat as much as I do and wishes this winter was harsher.
Forum: Games and Things March 17th 2017, 05:16 AM
Replies: 2,372
Views: 60,098
Posted By MWF
Re: TPBM game.

The person below you doesnt know what that is.
The person below me is a human being.
Forum: Why Me? March 15th 2017, 06:28 AM
Replies: 10,617
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 331,297
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

I literally almost pissed myself during class today. I haven't had an actual emergency where I literally couldnt hold it since I was a child.
Maybe this should go under the happy thread for dodging...
Forum: Games and Things March 15th 2017, 06:25 AM
Replies: 10,419
Views: 403,217
Posted By MWF
Re: Say something you wish you could say to their face.

Take your passive-aggressive sticky notes and shove them up your ass.
Forum: Why Me? March 14th 2017, 06:10 AM
Replies: 10,617
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 331,297
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

I have to create an 8 minute presentation in 9 hours from scratch. Ugh. This will be bad.

I would also like to contradict my earlier statement declaring my teacher to be the c-word. She gave me a...
Forum: Why Me? March 12th 2017, 07:32 PM
Replies: 10,617
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 331,297
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

God my roommates are bitchy. I can't fucking win with these people.
The only time I ever had a roommate that didn't suck he walked in on me masturbating.
Forum: Good Days! March 11th 2017, 08:42 AM
Replies: 11,845
Views: 384,525
Posted By MWF
Re: I'm happy today because...

Oh my God people like me holy shit
Forum: Why Me? March 10th 2017, 03:29 PM
Replies: 10,617
Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Screaming thread.
Views: 331,297
Posted By MWF
Re: Screaming thread.

I walked in thinking I would have a solid B on my history exam. We didn't get our grades back, but after listening to our grad assistant, EVERYONE thinks they got less than 50%.
What a fucking cunt....
Forum: Games and Things March 9th 2017, 02:19 PM
Replies: 2,372
Views: 60,098
Posted By MWF
Re: TPBM game.

I can wake up at anytime. 'Tis the life of a college student.
TPBM has 4 cats, 7 dogs, and a pet snake.
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